Humorist Andy Borowitz notes the reports that the Trump campaign is short on cash. He says that Trump will auction New Jersey Governor Chris Christie on EBay to raise money.
What do you think he will raise?
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Most of NJ will pay to send him away.
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This essay had me laughing like crazy. I love it!
This is a riot…maybe they can get the Chinese to bail them out…but I wonder if the auction will take negative numbers?
Yeah..it is satire… but these two a#*hole leave themselves open to being the ‘butt’ of jokes… forgive the pun. go see th iphoto I chose when I cross posted this.
http://www.opednews.com/Quicklink/Cash-Strapped-Trump-Campai-in-Life_Arts-Campaign-Advertising_Campaign-Endorsements_Campaign-Related_Chris-Christie-160704-193.html
Depends…shipping alone will be youuuuge, “believe me”.
Trump hosts first ever Trump-do Punch Off:
Punch effigies of Mulgrew and Christie in the face until their Trump-do wigs fall off.
Gates hosts first ever Hot Chicken Pie in the Face Contest:
Throw piping hot chicken pies at effigies of Perry, Brown, King, Gates and others until the plastic melts and the effigies deflate.
Will Christie even fit on ebay?
If he can auction off Christie for what he thinks he is worth he may be able to pay off the national debt
I think trump will gain popularity in the polls with educators if sells off Christy.
He would probably raise a welt. He likes to “work people over”…
Take my governor, PLEASE!!!!!!
Poor financial planning. Ebay says: “you’ll have to pay me a lot to take Chris.” Donald must now declare his 6th bankruptcy.