Now that Trump is in full megalomania mode, the possibilities are endless.
As threatened, Trump has issued an executive order renaming Lake Ontario, the smallest of the Great Lakes. Now it will be “Lake America.”
He previously renamed the Gulf of Mexico, calling it “the Gulf of America.”
He said:
“If you think about it, we have a gulf and we have a lake, now all we need is an ocean,” Trump said during the signing ceremony, comparing the move to his administration’s renaming of the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America. “So maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific.”
The Atlantic Ocean? The Trump East Ocean.
The Pacific Ocean, The Trump West Ocean.
Or why not name them for his children? The Donald Trump, Jr. Ocean. The Eric Trump Ocean.
But what’s left for Ivanka? The Indian Ocean?
As for Tiffany and Barron? Name the Swiss Alps for Tiffany, and the Danube for Barron. Or the Rhine.
The possibilities are endless.
All glory to the Trump family. Until 2029.

Donald is obsessed with renaming things. He forgets that the only one of the Great Lakes that is totally within the borders of the USA is Lake Michigan and the Province of Ontario is the most populated of Canada’s Provinces and since the Canadians control over half of Lake Ontario’s coastline they have a say in what we call these lakes. He’ll have as much success as Johnson had when he tried to rename Cape Canaveral Cape Kennedy because the Kennedy Space Port is located there.
When Trump is out of power, through the 25th Amendment, Impeachment (my preferred solution), ending his term or dying in office the first thing the new administration should do is remove his name from any of the buildings he’s trying to put his name on, from the Florida airport, and if he gets his ballroom completed and named it must be renamed the Obama Ballroom! That’d drive him nuts.
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I love the idea of the Obama Ballroom!
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But, but…. he’s just trying to make America great again! He’s just trying to fix everything that Biden & Obama messed up, no matter how long ago they governed. I’m giving him more slack on everything he lied to us about cuz I’m hoping that he will eventually make good on those promises so I won’t look like a total naive, dumb cultist. I’ll wait till the country is run into the ground & we’re all fighting with each other over stupid social issues, instead of fixing high prices & inflation & getting out of the Iranian war, not to mention releasing the Epstein files so we find out if our president is actually a child molester or is covering for his child molester friends or associates. Once we hit rock bottom & experience maximum misery, then I’ll speak out & maybe admit that I & my MAGA comrades were wrong about trusting & believing our Dear Leader. Now, on to naming the Atlantic Ocean after Dear Leader!
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That certainly sounds reasonable!!
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Here in Michigan we used the mnemonic HOMES to learn the lakes names. We will now use SHAME
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