Bob Shepherd lives in Florida and has watched Governor DeSantis’s effort to ban and demonize anything associated with gays: books, entertainment, cultural events, everything. Bob, who has a long career in education publishing, explains what we would lose if DeSantis has his bigoted way:
I have long loved theatre. When I was a young man, up until my thirties, I did a LOT of acting, and I have been a director, drama coach, playwright, screenwriter, and teacher of theatre and film at various times throughout my life. A couple years ago, I volunteered to do some work on stage sets at a local theatre company. Then, when one of the actors dropped out of the play that was underway, I was recruited to take his part. Fine. It was fun. But this was in Flor-uh-duh, where events often take a strange turn.
First, one day I was backstage painting a scrim. Next to me was another local, who had climbed a ladder to hang a light when, out of his back pocket fell his handgun, which dropped 15 feet or so and clattered to the stage. Well. How about that. This is Flor-uh-duh, in which random people are packing. Recently, in this stage, one of the workers slipped and fell on the gravel at a house construction site, and his gun accidentally went off and shot and killed a fellow worker up on the rooftop.
Second, I was warned by fellow actors to be mum about LGBTQ+ issues around the theater’s director, who was virulently anti LGBTQ+. This woman, who called all the shots at this small theatre company and appointed herself to direct all the plays, had stopped speaking to or seeing her own sister when the sister came out as lesbian. That seemed totally bizarre to me. An anti-LGBTQ+ THEATRE PERSON sounded, to me, like a a Jewish Nazi or a field mouse with a love for feral cats.
But there are, of course, such bizarre creatures. Consider, for example, former White House Propaganda Minister and creator of policies to separate babies from their parents, Stephen “Goebbels” Miller. When I was first told of this director’s opinions, I said, “But doesn’t she understand that this is a theatre company and ALMOST EVERYONE HERE is LGBTQ+ or as fluid as a river?” Evidently not. People attached to the company were so afraid of this woman that they tried to hide these things from her so that she would continue to cast them.
And I thought of Texas, back in my textbook editing and writing days, where the local Christian version of the Taliban morality police had suggested at several textbook adoption hearings banning “queer authors” from all K-12 literature textbooks. Which would have made for some pretty thin literature textbooks. There would be in them, for example, and in no particular order, NO James Baldwin, Lorraine Hansberry, Oscar Wilde, Federico Garcia Lorca, Walt Whitman, Emily Dickinson, Langston Hughes, Carson McCullers, E. M. Forster, Gore Vidal, Horace, Walter Pater, Lord Byron, Harvey Fierstein, Paul Goodman, Percy Bysshe Shelley, Noel Coward, Willa Cather, Petronius, Thornton Wilder, Evelyn Waugh, Gertrude Stein, Christopher Isherwood, Susan Sontag, Jeanette Winterson, Nikolai Gogol, Hilda Doolittle, Edna St. Vincent Millary, Elizabeth Bishop, Sarah Orne Jewett, David Sedaris, Edith Sitwell, Maurice Sendak, Arthur Rimbault, Mary Renault, Plato, Plutarch, Audre Lorde, Paul Verlaine, Stephen Spender, A. E. Housman, Thomas Mann, Aphra Behn, James Merrill, Marguerie Yourcenar, Terrance McNally, Virgil, Lytton Strachey, Michel Foucault, Samuel Delany, Jeremy Bentham, Anais Nin, Gerard Manley Hopkins, Howard Sturgis, Catullus, Adrienne Rich, John Donne, Colette, Daphne du Maurier, George Santayana, Mary Sarton, Frank O’Hara, Joe Orton, Wilfred Owen, Fran Lebowitz, Andre Gide, Allen Ginsberg, Alice Walker, Sir Francis Bacon, Virginia Woolf, Lord Tennyson, Alan Locke, Jack Kerouac, Countee Cullen, Truman Capote, Tennessee Williams, Yukio Mishima, F. O. Mattheissen, D. H. Lawrence, John Milton, Sara Teasdale, Patricia Highsmith, Angela Davis, Thomas Gray, Sappho, Edward Albee, Hans Christian Andersen, Jean Genet, John Ashbery, W. H. Auden, Honore de Balzac, Djuna barnes, Roland Barthes, John Cheever, Helene Cixous.
Which might be fine with the likes of DeStalinist and the many nonreaders among Repugnican standouts these days. What would be left? The collected poems of Jerry Fallwell? The essays on what a man he is of Josh Hawley? The treatises in metaphysics and epistemology of Ted Cruz and Margorie Taylor Greene?
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Wow, And, a great list, Bob.
Who knows. It seems unbelievable the U.S. is where it’s at now. Could the future be even worse?
Brilliant Bob Shepherd does it again, roasting the ugly right wing homophobic censors, first thing I read today and it already made my day, thank you.
Different topic
News that is rich about Jonathan Chait (charter school advocate)-
His opinion is now that the GOP has gone too far in its attacks against schools. Background, his wife makes big bucks out of the charter school biz. Maybe, the Chaits see the light, the school “reform” movement is about Catholic/Christian nationalism.
I imagine Chait recognizes that universal vouchers is as much a threat to charters as it is to actual public schools.
IMO, CAP is not altruistic so when CAP made a claim that the organization opposes vouchers because they are a danger to civil rights, I didn’t believe them. Robin Chait worked at CAP.
Your suggestion that the Chait motivation is the loss of profits works for me. But, that makes CAP and the Chaits not too bright. They failed to see where schools choice would lead?
You’re likely right. I gave the Chaits more credit for enlightenment than was warranted.
Jeffrey and Janine Yass also aren’t enlightened.
Adding, the Chaits got theirs- they should sit this one out.
Adding to Bob’s final paragraph- the thoughts and prayers of Laura Ingraham
xoxoxo
Gosh, Diane. Thanks for sharing this! Much appreciated. A correction:
Recently, in this STATE, one of the workers slipped
Recently, in this state, at a house construction site, one of the workers slipped
Well, that is quite a list. Since we got all these great writers being mean to people, we better continue to be mean. I really like reading a lot of those folks.
OK. Sarcasm aside, it is very interesting to contemplate why people on the periphery of society are so often its writers. Those considered outside the norm with respect to gender comprise a list surprisingly long, but there are a great many other personal attributes that place a person outside the norm. Indeed, it is hard to think of a writer who was not suffering from some mental duress.
Roy,
That’s a very interesting point about how writers are frequently who are outsiders. And as you say, there are many ways to feel like an outsider. My guess is that most people who are comfortably in the mainstream are not moved to change things or criticize them. But there are probably exceptions to that observation as well.
Exceptions include Kentucky writer Jesse Stuart. He was actually published more than Hemingway in literary magazines. He was just a regular fellow in so many ways. He did fight a lot.
Astonishing, Bob. Bravo^N, with N arbitrarily large.
‘The collected poems of Jerry Fallwell’. Huge laugh for that one.
Love this! Reposted it!
How proud I am to be reposted on your page, Mr. Jones. I was just listening to your breathtaking Fantasy for Harp and Orchestra. Others here, treat yourself!
cx: yourselves
lol.
And does it get lovelier than this is? I don’t think so.
Beautiful
You could move to Illinois, where they are passing a law to punish libraries that ban books. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/05/03/illinois-to-become-first-state-to-prohibit-book-bans-00095151
And no Margaret Wise Brown, meaning no “Goodnight, Moon”!
John Donne was a surprise.
Great list, Bob.
The New Yorker recently had a wonderful article about Margaret Wise Brown and her battles with the establishment in children’s literature in her time.
Thanks, Ms. Watter!!!!
I STILL have this one by heart from when my kids were little, and how I treasure the memories of them putting their fingers to their mouths, on cue, and saying, “hushshshshshshshshsh.”
On another note,
Congratulations to Caitlin Dickerson of The Atlantic on winning the Pulitzer Prize for Explanatory Reporting . . .
“[f]or deeply reported and compelling accounting of the Trump administration policy that forcefully separated migrant children from their parents, resulting in abuses that have persisted under the current administration.”
Officially directed kidnapping. If there were justice in this country, instead of Just Us, those responsible for this policy would be in prison for multiple counts of kidnapping.
Caitlin Dickerson is a wonderful writer.
I think soon enough beautiful people will be banned from theaters, too.
We just need a few unbeautiful people with an agenda.
Think about it: Beauty can be too confusing, especially to children, so beautiful people shouldn’t be allowed to parade in theaters where children might see them, and, if we want to be realistic and logical, beautiful or just overly charming people shouldn’t be allowed to teach or appear in schools, where our children might get under their spells, and get easily indoctrinated by them.
Here is a thoughtful analysis that can help MTG and her governor friends in FL, TN to widen the scope of their cleanup efforts
1. Beauty can be misleading
2. Beauty can be an indication of blessing
3. Beauty can invite unwanted attention
4. Beauty can be benign
https://ca.thegospelcoalition.org/columns/ad-fontes/is-it-bad-to-be-beautiful/
Dangerous stuff, especially to children, so we better start taking action against beautiful people, and, probably, against anything that is beautiful.
Maté, you are so right. Beautiful people cause great discomfort to others who are not. While we are cleansing the world of discomfort, how about the elderly, who remind young people of what lies ahead, and to be completely fair, banish the young, whose vigor reminds old people of what they have lost.
Many an impure thought has been brought about by the sighting of a beautiful person.
Maybe someone could develop a pair of glasses that would reduce all living beings into block shapes. Just rectangles and squares. No triangles or circles, of course. Much too risqué.
Gitapik, great idea. We could all wear those glasses.
Gitapik, you forget the other senses: hearing enchanting music, eating chocolate ice cream on a summer afternoon, sniffing flowers in the park, touching a friendly dog’s nose can all invite uncomfortable feelings and thoughts in children their parents in the pioneering states of FL or TN surely won’t approve of.
We really are created imperfect and our children are impressionable. Kids really do need to stay in safe bunkers and be replaced by odorless, silent, tasteless, invisible AI everywhere else at least until they are 21. After that they may want to stay in the bunkers for the rest of their lives, since everywhere else they would feel unsafe.
Hilarious, Máté!
Excellent. I didn’t know Bob was in Florida. Good for the state. Insanity reigns. For the moment.
“Insanity reigns. For the moment.”
Glad that you are hopeful, gitapik, but your knowledge of history may be lacking.