New Yorker humorist Andy Borowitz says there is reason not to worry about Trump and the nuclear codes. His tweets demonstrate that he can’t spell even the simplest words. He even invents words like Covfefe.
This suggests that he will not be able to enter the nuclear codes correctly. And given his short attention span, he has probably forgotten them.

I’m not sure about that. I think the Kremlin’s Agent Orange slipped Puttin codes that allowed Russia to hack into the computer systems aboard the two US war ships that recently had collisions. With all the surveillance, radar, sonar, scanning technology these warships have, they should be able to drive themselves out of harm’s way unless someone hacked into the system and messed it up with a virus so it wouldn’t operate as designed.
These two collisions could be a test run for Russia to see how much they can disable before they launch WWIII attack on the U.S. and its many military bases around the world.
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Love the fantastical sarcasm, Lloyd!
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As an author, I have a vivid imagination. For instance, Fake President Trump plants a mole (one or more members of his beachhead teams who are there to specifically destroy these federal agencies from within and that is public knowledge – drain the swamp) in the Defense Department who gains the codes necessary for access to the Navy’s software that runs all of their high tech gadgets that are designed to keep the ships from collisions.
In the old days before high-tech, the Navy used lookouts keeping eyes on every direction around the ship as it moved through the oceans. In a thick fog, there were bells and running lights even for ships that moved using wind power.
DT’s DD mole goes into a bathroom in the White House and writes the code on a square of toilet paper and then hides it in a location where the Kremlin’s Agent Orange can find it even with his feeble mind.
Trump accidentally uses that slip of toilet paper to wipe his ass. So the mole has to try again, and again, and again until someone like Bannon gets the slip for DT and then hands it off to him with strict directions to give it to Putin or a Russian ambassador when they are alone having a meeting.
How many of these secret meetings – that are not secret – has Trump had with his handlers so far and no one knows what was said or shared by the traitor in the Oval Office?
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Lloyd,
Something is happening to the sophisticated technology on these huge ships in the Pacific. One crash is a horrible accident. What is four? I don’t think we are being told the truth.
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Russian hackers?
Iraqi hackers?
Chinese hackers?
ISIS hackers
Al Queda hackers?
Taliban hackers?
If any hacker, foreign or domestic, has compromised the U.S. military’s ability to protect the country, we are in trouble, and it can’t help that Fake President Donald Trump is deliberately not filling positions in federal agencies including the Defense Department = positions that are necessary for our country’s security.
In addition, the Kremlin’s Agent Orange has invaded federal government departments with his “beachhead teams” that have one goal, to “drain the swamp” by weakening the federal government.
Trump is deliberately crippling the U.S. federal government’s ability to function. In addition, top management career, public servants in these agencies are under attack from the Alt-Right, a deliberate attempt to force them out.
http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/816770/your-5-year-old-development-behavior-and-parenting-tips
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The many top-level positions left empty is curious. Most presidents have a long list of experienced candidates who are ready, willing, and able to serve. Trump has none. At the top Are Cabinet members like Scott Pruitt and DeVos, determined to destroy the agency they lead. Why has Rex Tillerson left empty all the key jobs in the State Department? Why so few ambassadors in place?
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Being a teacher, I spit my coffee on myself laughing this morning when I got to the line about his spelling of “tapp” and “…a more complicated sequence of letters or numbers would be well above his grade level.”
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