It begins like this:
Friends
Although I have now been retired from journalism for 18 months, I haven’t lost touch completely. Happily, some of my former contacts continue to reach out. Yesterday I received this alarming memo in the mail in a plain white envelope. While I have not been able to get a second source to confirm its authenticity, one source swears that it’s genuine. Its contents are disturbing, to say the least.
Here’s the memo in its entirety
“UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
950 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001
“Qui Pro Domina Justitia Sequitur”
Memo Re Education Secretary Betsy DeVos and Diane Ravitch
To Anthony B. Susan, Acting Assistant Attorney General for Community Understanding (AAAGCU)
From James B Kelly II, Acting Deputy Assistant Attorney General for Fundamental Understanding and Communication (ADAAGFUC)
As per your directive, I met privately with U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, a meeting held at her request. Her stated goal was to find ways to muffle, counteract and otherwise minimize what she referred to as “the constant drumbeat of negativity” about her agenda to improve educational opportunities for all children. The meeting lasted 2 hours and 35 minutes.
The Secretary is particularly upset with Diane Ravitch….”
Read the rest of the memo.
I once crossed swords with Lynne Cheney, when she was chair of the NEH, and she had the legal power of the federal government on her side. It is not a nice feeling. She ultimately backed off, but I had to pay for my legal defense and hers was paid for by the government.
So I read this memo with some trepidation. The part that really got under my skin was the allegation that I once hated dogs; anyone who knows me knows that I have always been a dog lover. When they go low, I go high!
The date at the end of the letter made me suspicious.

You must be doing something right to get DeVos so upset. Keep it up!
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And perhaps the name of the acting Deputy Assistant AG, Anthony B. Susan???
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I noticed that name! And I loved the historical reference to the Alien and Sedition Acts.
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Geez Diane…you almost caused me to stroke out. John needs to get some busy work like writing about the real deVos/Prince creepy activities. I remember you commenting last year when I suggested the same Acts for some of the obnoxious trolls.
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Diane, it’s a belated April Fool’s snark from John.
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Ridiculous, petty, and probably illegal and unconstitutional.
Instead of worrying about you, she should look at her own heart and conscience about the way her policies hurt children.
Keep holding Betsy DeVos accountable, Diane. We are behind you in prayer, witness and action all the way.
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Ok, I am spending too much time in the Texas Legislature, where this kind of thing actually happens every day– April Fools or not.
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Do not ever wear a bear costume around DeVos
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LOL…thanks…
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LOL!
Kelly, don’t wear one around Sarah Palin, either.
I don’t know if Betsy has ever hunted and knows how to actually use a gun, but Sarah certainly does.
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That was good one!
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My grizzly suit has been put in cold storage
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I’m suspicious of the individual whose name is listed as Anthony B. Susan. A Google search did not provide any results for that name, other than to correct it to Susan B. Anthony.
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Someone knows you well enough to how to get under your skin, and with some pretty imaginative thoughts about the laws that might subject you and your readers to legal action.
I love the Anthony B. Susan twist.
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I hope it’s a joke.
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The Latin inscription is: For the lady that pursues justice. It’s a hoax, but from a highly educated person. I doubt DeVos could even reference “The Alien and Sedition Act.” I don’t blame you for feeling unsettled. These are strange times!
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Too funny – in a scary way!
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It’s probably an April Fool’s joke, but nice to know you are so prominently on their radar. You are definitely getting their attention.
Of course, if all the “reformers” TRULY wanted every U.S. child to have the best educational opportunity, they would be working like crazy to eliminate poverty and all kinds of inequality in this nation. That would mean a fair equal, and humane redistribution of income and wealth, which would be revolutionary.
But they refuse to learn from the Scandinavians because these “reformers” are corporate/Wall Street greedheads who care more about their 1% wealth than about the Common Good.
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Is this a joke?
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Yes
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The memo is dated April 1.. The truly scary part is that many of us believe DeVos is capable of threatening to do it.
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I’ve never heard of those two types of AG, that part sounds bogus to me by itself.
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Could someone please recommend a good dog counselor for my baby boy? He failed his DOGCATs in school and is being held back for third grade retention. Since, in dog years, this will make him seven years behind his peers, he is quite depressed.
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This was a sick joke during these terrible times. I am unfollowing you.
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Bye! Don’t let the door hit you in the @ss.
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Thanks, Zorba.
Maybe that was a joke too.
Who knows?
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Maybe, but I kind of doubt it. He said much the same thing on John Merrow’s blog.
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Good one! As soon as I got to the part about “can she be turned?” my head said “April Fool!” Then the references to old old Alien and Sedition Act-of which I am sure DeVos has no clue- made me laugh. Thank you for sharing!!
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Very troubling that the our beloved country, although always in the muddle of the international test score pack, even has a post called “Deputy Assistant Attorney General for Fundamental Understanding and Communication (ADAAGFUC)” I mean you canNOT be serious!!! We are going to handbasket hell– how long does April Fools last?
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Keep it up. The truth hurts–especially those who try to deny it like Ms. DeVos.
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“The date at the end of the letter made me suspicious.”
The name Anthony B. Susan made me suspicious.
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OMG! Regardless if true or not, one has to be vigilant and alert of what is presently going on. We are living at a time where human morals are not valued. Money is the force that moves everything. Money is evil and gives power to evil people. They are in charge and we must do everything possible to stop them.
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People actually took this seriously?
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Sarcasm alert:
Diane, perhaps you can be “fixed” with some duct tape over the mouth (ala Rhee’s very successful teaching methods)–or, as was suggested by a Chicago jock to our guv (who snickered), about our State Comptroller (she issued a public statement, for which the jock chastised her, “she should’ve talked to me or come on my show,” before publicly complaining; sorry, Steve, turnabout is fair play–YOU went public).
But wait–you speak not w/your mouth, but with your nimble fingers.
Well,then, duct tape her hands!
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