Our blog poet, SomeDam Poet, returns at last to his/her place of eminence, writing wonderful doggerel and great poetry for our pleasure and enlightenment.

 

This one was written in response to Betsy DeVos’s claim that some schools may need guns to protect students from grizzly bears, so it may be necessary to get rid of gun-free school zones:

 

“A nation at risk”

 

The number one problem in schools
Is grizzly-bears breaking the rules
Attacking the teachers
And hacking the bleachers
And leaving their grizzly bear stools