Read EduShyster as she takes you to the Lake Wobegon Academy of Excellence and Innovation.

That is a school where every single student is excellent!

Why?

Because every single teacher is excellent!

No more Bad teachers. No more “good” teachers.

And that is why every student is excellent!

No more median. At last, a school where No Child Is Left Behind, where every child Races to the Top and wins!

Don’t just take EduShyster’s word for it.

President Obama says it can be done. Secretary Duncan agrees. So does Jeb Bush. And Bill and Melinda Gates. And Eli Broad. And the Walton Family.

And they know, right?