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This is a very funny parody of a standardized test, one that reflects the issues and concerns of our new Secretary of Education.

Only question left out: Is there anything funny about having a Secretary of Education who knows nothing about education? Answer yes or no.

Another one: What kind of president would appoint someone to lead the U.S. Department of Education who wants to get rid of public schools attended by nearly 90% of all American children? An essay question. Or, a constructed response, limited to two sentences.

This one made me laugh out loud.

I hope you have the same reaction.

We all need some humor these days.

Enjoy. This is one of the funniest pieces I have ever seen in The Onion.

1. Deceit, fraud

2. Anything calculated to deceive by false show; anything externally splendid but of little intrinsic value; worthless finery.

3. Things worn out and of no value; useless matter; trifles; rubbish; nonsense.

That’s the definition in the 1983 Webster’s Dictionary.

H/T: Andrea Gabor on Twitter.

Warning: Satire, humor.

If there is anyway to find humor on a deranged president and budget director who cut meals-in-wheels because”it doesn’t work,” the Inion will find it.

http://www.theonion.com/article/curses-shouts-fist-shaking-meals-wheels-ringleader-55553

Read also The Onion piece about Big Bird’s hunger strike:

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/gaunt-hollow-eyed-big-bird-enters-sixth-day-hunger-55557?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds

Are you feeling depressed? Anxious? Worried about the future?

This is a drug that promises immediate relief.

Imagine Betsy DeVos giving the morning announcements. It might sound like this:

It starts like this:

Good morning, students of the Goldman Sachs Holy Trinity Lehman LearningFirst Inc. Elementary School! I am thrilled to be delivering your morning announcements today, which I am currently delivering outside using a megaphone because protesters have blocked me from entering your building.

Before we begin the announcements, I want to reassure all staff still worried about my appointment that I am extremely knowledgeable about schools and the people who walk around inside of them and do things in them. Take, as evidence, my recent tweet about pencils. Pencils are very school-y! They were the first thing that came to mind when I thought about school recently. (They still do pencils in school, right? Are they still doing pencils in school?…)

The Trump Administration has a lot of exciting ideas for education in this country: HeadStart for Fetuses, extending the school week into Sunday, canceling summer, replacing school libraries with Ivanka Trump apparel boutiques… it’s high time for parents — not the government — to decide what’s best for children, and I, as an outsider, can make that happen as only an outsider could. I am in fact still outside, right now.

Now, your morning announcements! Special events going on this week: There will be a silent auction after school on Friday organized by the PTA. Proceeds from the auction will go towards repairs for the wheelchair ramp by the main cafeteria entrance.

Hoo boy, wheelchairs. You know, I once encountered a disabled woman when I parked in the only handicapped space outside of the Grand Rapids Country Club, and she drove away shaking her fist at me. I’m sure she faced many challenges in her life, such as me parking in her handicapped parking space because I knew I could pay the fine. Let me give you my sincerest guarantee that as Secretary of Education, I will only very rarely park in the handicapped parking spaces of elementary schoolchildren who have disabilities. (They drive, right? When do they start driving?…)

Read on.

What a crazy world.


The idea was simple enough: publish as many absurd, obviously fake stories imaginable, and see if anyone actually falls for it. The results of this experiment were both fascinating and disheartening.

“BREAKING: Satire Makes Fools Of Gullible Trump Supporters.”

That’s the headline James McDaniel published on his intentionally fake news website, UndergroundNewsReport.com, earlier this month.

Within just two weeks of his website going online, McDaniel had already amassed more than a million views, thousands of comments on his stories, and hundreds of thousands of “likes” and “shares” on Facebook.

“While writing them, I was aiming for stories that no one would believe, but rather would be satirical in an age where disinformation is so prevalent,” McDaniel wrote on his website. “Just for fun, I decided to post some of the stories in Trump fan groups on Facebook to see the reactions.”

One fake story, headlined “Wikileaks: Obama Ran Pedophile Ring Out Of Whitehouse” amassed more than 40,000 views. Published in February, the top comment reads:

“I believe it. They are scum. Down with the obama’s his it wife (sic) are him took 111 million dollars worth of stuff that should be repaid back to the taxpayers. Back to America.”

McDaniel created fake news suggesting Michelle Obama had a sex change and Barack Obama tweeted out that “Trump must be removed by any means necessary.”

“To my surprise, the Trump masses embraced my stories as fact, almost universally,” McDaniel wrote. “It seemed that there wasn’t anything I could write that was too wild or outrageous to be believed by this particular audience.”

The Bald Piano Guy has translated the Trump era into Gilbert and Sullivan.

Time to laugh!

If you have been following the video contest started by the Netherlands, you know that there is a website called everysecondcounts.eu, where the comedians of many EU countries have made videos directed to Donald Trump. Each of them acknowledges that Trump said in his inaugural speech that “from now on, it’s America First.”

The Netherlands made the first video, saying it’s fine if America is first, but the Netherlands should be second.

Soon there were competing videos from Germany, Lithuania, Italy, Portugal, Lithuania, Slovenia, and many other countries, all making the case why they deserve to be second.

I urge you to watch them. You learn about the humor of each culture, and you see how they see us. Most are very funny. They have a hidden agenda. They reveal our common humanity.

One that’s different and not in the EU comes from Iran. The request is different. Not to be second, but…. see for yourself.