In an effort to appear more “inclusive,” the Mars corporation that sells M&Ms offered a new package, with green, brown, and purple M&Ms. In the company’s advertising, the green and brown candies are shown as female, while the purple one (a candy-coated peanut) is obese. In the ad, the green and brown candies were sitting close together and holding hands. Innocuous, FOX commentators wondered, or are those two candy lesbians?
Conservatives began attacking the brand after it announced the release of candy packages with only the female characters Green, Brown, and the new Purple.
The limited edition packages show the three female characters upside down with the message “Supporting women flipping the status quo.” The packages would only contain green, brown, and purple M&Ms.
A chyron on Fox News on the show also noted that Green and Brown had once held hands in a 2015 ad and could be lesbians.
Fox host Tucker Carlson – who famously flipped out last year when the Green M&M was redesigned to be less sexy – called the new packaging “woke” and said that the Green M&M “is now a lesbian maybe?”
“And there’s also a plus-sized, obese purple M&M,” he said, referring to the new Purple character who is supposed to be a peanut M&M.Mars announced that it was withdrawing the inclusive campaign and had hired the “beloved Maya Rudolph” to act as its spokesperson.
The retreat from FOX hysteria was red meat for Twitter commenters, who laughed at the candy makers for retreating.
I’m sorry, call me “questioning”, but…
I’m curious why Tucker Carlson’s warped sense of sexuality and projecting it on to cartoons and candy to satisfy his demented horny fetish for cartoon characters requires any kind of response from Mars candy corp.
If Carlson can fetish-ize the sexual preference of candy (seriously?!!), and the testical tanning as some sort of rite of passage of “true men” to the point of coverage in the media, why is it not also fair game to question Carlson’s fetish in the nature of “equal time” / both sides of a debate (regardless of how questionable the origin)? I for one am curious why the Swanson dough-boy’s demented fever dreams are worth discussing in public in the first place. Just because is is wealthy? Because it is fun? Because we like to make fun of his clear cry for help?
WHY is this news?
If the media is worried about declining news paper subscriptions, lack of interest by the public, perhaps they should consider publishing journalism and actual news, and not Tucker’s bizarre sense of what he finds to be erotic.
Just sayin…
Rob,
I thought it was funny to see FOX commentators get twisted in knots over the sexuality of candy!
And sad to see the Mars Corp back down.
Agreed!
Sadder still that this kind of “culture war”/”Own the libs” rhetoric appears to play so well with the Faux audience, making it “a thing”.
They rage about being cancelled for their “beliefs”. They not being cancelled… they’re just jerks – and that’s how humans respond to jerks.
Well said, Rob!
Tucker Carlson is an idiot, pure and simple.
That first name is spelled with an F.
Bob: my wife grew up with the last name of Tucker. You just cannot imagine. Well, knowing you, maybe you can.
Reminds me of when the Teletubbies (?) were accused (on FOX) of pushing the Gay Agenda because one of them was purple.
I remember the Teletubbies. Yes, the cartoon was accused of pushing a gay agenda. Like M&Ms, they were not people.
Jerry Falwell “outed” one teletubby. He was called Tinky Winky. He carried a red purse!
https://slate.com/technology/2017/12/jerry-falwell-and-tinky-winky-the-gay-teletubby.html
Yeah, but he (?) had that dreamy twinkle in his (??) eye…
Not to mention that suggestive triangle on his (???) head.
Since the Teletubbies were cartoon characters and had no gender, they might have been transgender.
It’s not easy being green …
haaa
Why is Diane Ravitch so obsessed with trivial matters regarding sexuality? Endless posts about transgender and gay matters. At your stage of life, why not spend your time more productively?
“First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.”
—Martin Niemöller
https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/martin-niemoeller-first-they-came-for-the-socialists
I see: American gay and transgender people are now in as much danger as those groups in Nazi Germany were. This blog gets more crackpot by the day.
Natalie, every so often a reader like you writes to say that they don’t like the blog. I tell them they are free not to read it. I believe in freedom. Not like Ron DeSantis’ idea of freedom where you are “free” to think just as he thinks. No, Natalie, you are really free never to read this blog. Or you can keep reading.
Natalie Hartman
I suspect if you weren’t so insecure about your own sexuality. The post would not bother you enough to comment.
Like Dennis Hastert, Matt Schlapp and dozens of other right wing hypocrite trash.
“This separation of government from people, this widening of the gap, took place so gradually and so insensibly, each step disguised (perhaps not even intentionally) as a temporary emergency measure or associated with true patriotic allegiance or with real social purposes. And all the crises and reforms (real reforms, too) so occupied the people that they did not see the slow motion underneath, of the whole process of government growing remoter and remoter. …
To live in this process is absolutely not to be able to notice it – please try to believe me – unless one has a much greater degree of political awareness, acuity, than most of us had ever had occasion to develop. Each step was so small, so inconsequential, so well explained or, on occasion, “regretted,” that, unless one were detached from the whole process from the beginning, unless one understood what the whole thing was in principle, what all these “little measures” that no “patriotic German” could resent must some day lead to, one no more saw it developing from day to day than a farmer in his field sees the corn growing. One day it is over his head.”
–– from “They Thought They Were Free” by Milton Mayer
https://www.thomhartmann.com/blog/2005/11/they-thought-they-were-free
Thanks, Rob!
Rob Sandusky
Sounds reasonable I suspect till the bombs started falling on German Cities no one gave it a second thought. I suspect most were willing participants until there were some consequences to them. Katherine Stewart in the introduction to the “The Power Worshippers” talks of a massive German Rally where out of the 10’s of thousands in attendance only one lonely hand in the photo is not raised.
Look no further in this Country than the 47 % who voted for Trump,or Walker or even Roy Moore Now subtract targeted demographics from the winning ticket. What are you left with in the majority Demographic.
66% of White women in 2017 voted for Roy Moore a child predator. And 75% of White men .
The assertion gives people a pass and hinders an adequate response.
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I think I am detecting a new trolling trend. Had another one like this a few days ago.
It’s been going on for a few months. They show up for a day or two, get the crapped kicked out of them intellectually speaking and then don’t show back up.
Well, Natalie, it’s not me that’s obsessed with sexuality. It’s the Republican Party that seems to be obsessed with the issue. Why all the hysteria about books that show two penguins or two hamsters or two M&Ms or a cartoon character? Why did DeSantis push through a law banning discussion of sexuality? What is he afraid of? Why are Republicans so frightened? My hunch is that you don’t read this blog much. Mostly, I write about education, but also democracy. And occasionally humor. Whatever interests me. Read more. Keep an open mind.
I like the way to presume to tell Diane Ravitch how to spend her time, and how you establish the criteria (without saying what it is, but rather what it is not–standing up for the last minority in the United States it is apparently safe to ridicule and persecute publicly) for productivity and accuse her of not meeting it. That’s some really good thinking! You’ve got a nice–however worthless it is, basically. in terms of argumentation and discourse–closed loop going here.
Keep up the good work! To paraphrase the theme song from “The Beverly Hillbillies,” be sure to stop back next week to this locality, to serve up a heaping helping of your hostility!
cf: I like the way you presume….
Wow, if more woman held hands we would all have a better day! Remember in kindergarten when we all held hands and swung them back and forth! We are living in crazy times indeed! I hope the “beloved Maya Rudolph” says, “these hands are made for holding each other’s hands and popping green brown and purple M&M’s in my mouth!!!”
Here’s a perspective that this blog would never present: liberals who are dismayed by the current transgender craze and its effects on their kids. In the NY Times, no less! Read the NYT reader comments to expose yourselves to thinking that rarely appears in the left-wing bubble.
https://althouse.blogspot.com/2023/01/its-politically-weird-to-be-very.html
Transgender craze! The lunatics are out tonight!
IKR?
https://churchandstate.org.uk/2016/05/kids-more-likely-to-be-molested-at-church-than-in-transgender-bathrooms/
Where can we buy these M & M’s?
Melts in the face of right-wing thought police, not in your hands.
haaaa!!!!
Fast forward to a potential future where the Repulibican Party, still controlled by MAGA RINOs and their false god Traitor Trump or Dangerously Deranged DeSantis, passes legislation that makes it a felony punishable with a life sentence without a chance for parole if caught with a bag of Woke M&Ms.
I don’t eat a lot of candy nowadays, but if I had the occasional craving for Peanut Butter M&Ms that I loved when I was younger, I probably wouldn’t have even noticed the new colors. It’s about the taste of the product for me….
Fictional characters attacked by fictional news program! Fictional news at eleven.
But we have to live in the real world of the fictional one they create!
Help! I want to escape from FOX(faux)News World.
From Tucker Carlson’s reaction, if you didn’t know the back story, you’d think that Mars had changed the name to S&M’s.
S&M’s
I really like the giant nuts
And chocolate that is whipped
Especially the candy guts
Without it, I feel jipped