Is Trump “The Chosen One”?

By dianeravitch

November 3, 2020 //

A friend forwarded the answer to this question. He commented, “This is proof that there is a God.”

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carolmalaysia says:

November 3, 2020 at 10:37 am

No “Chosen One” speaks like this:

“But so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we’d have a very, very solid, we would continue what we’re doing, we’d solidify what we’ve done, and we have other things on our plate that we want to get done,” Trump told The New York Times’ Peter Baker.

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Emanuele Corso, PhD says:

November 3, 2020 at 10:38 am

Made my day!

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SomeDAM Poet says:

November 3, 2020 at 10:38 am

The Chosen One

Trump was chosen
By New York
Southern District
Of the court

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- Bob Shepherd says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 3:07 pm
  
  May this be the first of many such anointings!
  
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Cheryl says:

November 3, 2020 at 10:39 am

That was a good one

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Yvonne says:

November 3, 2020 at 10:45 am

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

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carolmalaysia says:

November 3, 2020 at 11:03 am

Would that God would do this again….TODAY, PLEASE!!

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SomeDAM Poet says:

November 3, 2020 at 11:31 am

Proof that that there is NO God

If God were real
Then God, I feel
Would never miss
In case Ike this

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- Eddie says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 11:39 am
  
  Are you Atheist? I’m curious not judging.
  🙂(•‿•)
  
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  - SomeDAM Poet says:
    
    November 3, 2020 at 2:20 pm
    
    I’m a scientist, which doesn’t mean I’m an atheist.
    
    Atheists are sure.
    
    But i’m not sure.
    
    Of course, it’s a distinction without a difference because according to all the experts, if you are not a believer, you are damned.
    
    Let’s just say I believe one can be moral without being religious — and religious without being moral.
  - carolmalaysia says:
    
    November 3, 2020 at 2:36 pm
    
    SomeDAM Poet; “Let’s just say I believe one can be moral without being religious — and religious without being moral.”
    
    I agree. I believe that God loves atheists who treat people decently more than ‘religious’ people who go to church and are amoral and lack ethics.
  - Eddie says:
    
    November 3, 2020 at 2:43 pm
    
    Thanks for the reply, SomeDAMPoet. It makes sense.🙂
    
    I consider myself Agnostic sometimes. 😐
  - bethree5 says:
    
    November 3, 2020 at 11:59 pm
    
    I came into this world with built-in spirituality. Everywhere I look, I’ve always seen evidence of life/ death/ immortal soul all around me. I was perhaps a Druid in another life: at age 6, walking 1/4mi down the dirt road to my school, I would always stop and address a few intentions to a huge, lone elm in a field, both before and after it died.
    
    So the belief was always there; the seeking was about where to find others who believed as I did. Luckily I had open-minded parents who themselves explored various churches, & I studied other religions w/ great interest in college, finding (as I’d suspected) more in common than different.
    
    My sense of the physical world was always that we share molecular [or interstitial] space with other worlds/ levels of existence, so I found like-minded philosophies among physicists, Buddhists, & New-Agey tracts—aided especially by an asst parish priest who was both Jesuit and a microbiologist, & found multiple points of connection between the two— we used to talk a lot about how God expressed Himself on Earth in fractal math 😉
moeone2015 says:

November 3, 2020 at 12:02 pm

That is what exactly is going to happen to Trump tomorrow. Then the courts are going to have a field day and really zap Trump and his whole blooming family.

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- Bob Shepherd says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 3:09 pm
  
  Can I hear an Amen to that?
  
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  - carolmalaysia says:
    
    November 3, 2020 at 3:23 pm
    
    A-a-a-men
    A-a-a-men
    A-a-a-men, Amen. Amen ‼️🙏🇺🇸
  - Bob Shepherd says:
    
    November 3, 2020 at 5:36 pm
    
    ❤ Carol!
Ray says:

November 3, 2020 at 4:27 pm

Evangelicals: “Pray that President Trump is re-elected.” God: “Wait, I sent an actual plague and you still don’t get it?”

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- SomeDAM Poet says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 4:48 pm
  
  Ha ha ha.
  
  Evangelicals: Wait, it’s real? We thought it was a Democratic hoax.
  
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- Bob Shepherd says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 5:37 pm
  
  Oh Lord, that’s great, Ray!
  
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- bethree5 says:
  
  November 4, 2020 at 12:06 am
  
  That reminds me of a great cartoon I shared on FB not long ago. It was a captioned still shot from a Marx Bros movie, of one of those overdressed dames superciliously addressing Groucho. She says: “I believe Donald J Trump was sent by God.” Groucho replies, “Why? Did he run out of locusts?”
  
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