How To Survive A Knife Attack

November 3, 2020 //

Periodically, I post useful information. A few years ago, I offered unsolicited advice about how to buy a generic for what would normally be expensive medicine for canine diarrhea.

This is another bit of useful information.

How to survive a knife attack.

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Laura H. Chapman says:

November 3, 2020 at 3:37 pm

You are definitely on a roll with weird and wonderful posts. It will be a long day’s journey into night. Distractions are wonderful.

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Lloyd Lofthouse says:

November 3, 2020 at 3:39 pm

I just finished watching a YouTube video about what Scotland thinks of Trump. I thought it was fun.

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- Yvonne says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 3:46 pm
  
  Lloyd,
  
  BIG THANK YOU!.
  
  I love it.
  
  Wha a riot.
  
  Also, I enjoy your comments.
  
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- retired teacher says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 4:07 pm
  
  The Scots had Trump’s number early, and they didn’t appreciate his golf course at all.
  
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- Bob Shepherd says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 4:48 pm
  
  Wonderful, Lloyd. This video reinforces tremendously my admiration of the Scots.
  
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- retiredbutmissthekids says:
  
  November 4, 2020 at 5:39 pm
  
  Thanks Lloyd–this is the BEST!!! Gotta love Scotland!
  
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Jon says:

November 3, 2020 at 3:39 pm

That short vid is a totally accurate description of what you need to do, if at all possible, to survive. The training required to improve the necessary skills is very straightforward and requires no $$ investment.

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Pat says:

November 3, 2020 at 3:43 pm

You have truly made me smile and laugh today. Thank you!

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- dianeravitch says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 3:50 pm
  
  That was my goal!! To make you smile and laugh. I have been saving some of these for a long time. Today we need a laugh to break the tension.
  
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ira shor says:

November 3, 2020 at 3:53 pm

Perfect! I’m still running…

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Eddie says:

November 3, 2020 at 4:13 pm

Here’s two odd stories:

Dwight Turner, Florida

Dr. Laleek Khan, India

😮😁

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- Eddie says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 4:35 pm
  
  Laeek
  
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Eddie says:

November 3, 2020 at 4:17 pm

I’d run from the knife person. 😐

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carolmalaysia says:

November 3, 2020 at 5:08 pm

I’m a little slow. I had to watch it twice. Duh.

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LeftCoastTeacher says:

November 3, 2020 at 8:27 pm

You have a direct link to my funny bone.

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Robert Rendo says:

November 3, 2020 at 9:00 pm

Oh my!

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FLERP! says:

November 3, 2020 at 10:41 pm

Hope I’m wrong, but the Democratic Party seems to be in the midst of losing another knife fight tonight.

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- LeftCoastTeacher says:
  
  November 3, 2020 at 11:36 pm
  
  Long way to go. Hang in there.
  
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  - FLERP! says:
    
    November 3, 2020 at 11:44 pm
    
    I’m going to read a book and fall asleep.
  - LeftCoastTeacher says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 1:28 am
    
    Me too.
- John Ogozalek says:
  
  November 4, 2020 at 3:59 am
  
  You ain’t kidding. I feel like this election night/morning/soon-to-be day is a knife in my side.
  
  What the hell happened, America?
  
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  - Eddie says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 8:04 am
    
    Huh? What? I don’t understand the sadness here.
    
    As I write this, I see:
    
    Biden
    238 Electoral College Votes
    
    Trump
    213 Electoral College Votes
    
    🤔😮
  - carolmalaysia says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 8:15 am
    
    Eddie: The problem is that nothing definite has been decided yet. It will take days before the official count comes in.
    
    Trump is already screaming fraud and is trying to stop the counting in Pennsylvania. He wants this to go to the Supreme Court because he believes he has picked people who will support him. This is how he works…hope it flops and that he gets indicted and put in prison. That is where this monster belongs.
    
    I can’t watch the news and get updates. It is too scary to look at the projections of Trump winning.
    
    A store near me sold out 80 rounds of bullets in half an hour when they opened up yesterday. I doubt that these were bought by Democrats.
    
    How many can people support him is a mystery to me. It has to be a cult perpetrated by the far R media and conservative religions who want someone to worship. Look at the huge flags waving and trucks and cars with Trump’s name on them. He is a ‘god’ to many.
  - carolmalaysia says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 8:19 am
    
    Eddie, this comes from WaPo and describes why we worry.
    
    Trump’s words seek to make a possible Biden victory illegitimate. Biden, in his brief statement, said he believed he would win but stopped short of claiming he had or making threats. Would that Trump had done something similar. Whatever happens in the vote count, whatever the courts do or don’t do, Trump has given his followers license to see anything other than a Trump victory as a stolen election.
  - Eddie says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 8:27 am
    
    Carolmalaysia, Yes, I know nothing is official yet. 😐
    
    We don’t know what will happen, until it does. 😐
  - carolmalaysia says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 8:40 am
    
    Eddie: The media is giving out lessons on how to reduce stress. I haven’t taken to any of that yet but I am worried.
    McConnell was re-elected to the Senate so even if Biden wins he won’t be able to do anything.
  - carolmalaysia says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 8:37 am
    
    A losers last resort. It is not fair till he gets the result he wants.
  - SomeDAM Poet says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 9:11 am
    
    The sadness stems
    From same old same
    That docile Dems
    Are loath to name
    
    A claim of “win”
    That’s premature
    With votes not in
    A “theft”, for sure
- SomeDAM Poet says:
  
  November 4, 2020 at 6:02 am
  
  “Premature Ejaculation”
  
  “I won! I won!!”
  (Though count’s not done)
  “It’s sure! It’s sure!!!”
  (It’s premature)
  
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  - SomeDAM Poet says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 6:25 am
    
    Premature Ejaculation (2)
    
    It’s premature
    And immature
    And insecure
    And pure manure
    But we’re inured
    For sure, for sure
  - SomeDAM Poet says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 7:10 am
    
    Here’s my poem for the inauguration if the Supreme Court sides with Trump’s attempted theft.
    
    The Theft Outright (with apologies to the incomparable Robert Frost, who was nonetheless more than a little naive at times)
    
    The land was ours before it was yours
    She was our land more than 4 years
    Before you were our President. She was ours
    In Massachusetts, in Virginia,
    But we were idealistic, still naive
    Ignoring what we were still unpossessed by
    Possessed by what we now no more possessed.
    Something we were withholding made us weak
    And we found out that it was ourselves
    We were withholding from our land of living
    And forthwith found fascism in surrender.
    What we had, you seized for yourself outright
    (The deed of theft was many deeds of lies)
    From the voting vaguely realizing westward,
    But still in post, absentee, uncounted,
    Such as it was, such as it would become.
  - SomeDAM Poet says:
    
    November 4, 2020 at 7:12 am
    
    Not sure why that appeared under FLERPs comment.
    
    WordPress has a mind of its own
SomeDAM Poet says:

November 4, 2020 at 7:55 am

Exceptions to the Rule

Just don’t run
From knife attack
At moments when
A knife they lack

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- SomeDAM Poet says:
  
  November 4, 2020 at 8:08 am
  
  As Al Gore did
  
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- SomeDAM Poet says:
  
  November 4, 2020 at 8:12 am
  
  Although he had no choice
  
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- John Ogozalek says:
  
  November 4, 2020 at 4:39 pm
  
  Nice poem. Thanks.
  
  Long, tough day in school.
  
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