Since the pandemic began, public health experts have told us to wear a mask when interacting with others, keep a social distance from others, avoid crowds, and wash your hands frequently. The purpose is to protect yourself and others and to stop the spread of the disease.

The evidence shows that it works. New York City and New York State went from worst in infections, hospitalizations, and deaths, then adopted and enforced stringent rules, and flattened the curve. Other nations had explosive outbreaks—think Spain and Italy—established strict rules and flattened the curve.

The U.S. went the other way and infections are rising. Some people resist wearing a mask, claiming it infringes on their personal rights.

Steve Nelson (borrowing his rhyme pattern from Dr. Seuss) wrote this poem about those who refuse to protect themselves and others:


School choice as a civil rights matter is oddly analogous to “not wearing a mask” as a civil rights issue. Selfishness over collective responsibility. With apologies to Damn Poet:

I will not wear a stupid mask.
I will not wear one – please don’t ask.

I do not like them day or night,
I will not wear one – that’s my right.
I do not like them loose or tight,
I will not wear one, I’ll stand and fight.

I will not wear one in the park,
I will not wear one in the dark,
I will not wear one on a lark,

I will not wear a stupid mask,
I will not wear one, please don’t ask.

I do not care if you’re displeased
I do not care if you’re diseased.
I do not care who coughed or sneezed,
I will not have my freedom seized.

I will not wear a stupid mask,
I will not wear one, please don’t ask.

I will not wear one in the store,
I will not wear one out the door,
I will not wear one, you’re a bore,
I will not listen anymore.
I will not wear a stupid mask,
I will not wear one, please don’t ask.

I will not wear one day or night,
I will not wear one loose or tight,
I will not wear one in the park,
I will not wear one in the dark,
I will not wear one on a lark,
I will not wear one in the store,
I will not wear one out the door.
I will not wear one, evermore.

I will not wear a stupid mask,
I will not wear one, please don’t ask.

Actually Dr. Seuss would want you to wear one!

I guess I really should be masked,
On second thought, I’m glad you asked
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