SomeDam Poet warns:
The trolls are waiting under bridge
To pounce upon the passing kids
Disguised as broads and billy goats
With candy and with diet kochs
SomeDam Poet warns:
The trolls are waiting under bridge
To pounce upon the passing kids
Disguised as broads and billy goats
With candy and with diet kochs
Diet kochs! Diet Rite on!
LMAO!
Jon Awbrey made up the perfect title: Billy Gates Gruff
One of his best! Sometimes SomeDAM performs this flawless routine and just NAILS the landing! And this is why he is the undisputed Poet Laureate of the Resistance! Bowing low here.
Instant classic. Nursery rhymes always have warnings for children, and this one is a warning of extreme importance. Gates and Broad want to grind the bones of kids and make data soup for his dinner.
another poem waiting to be written
Diet Kochs. So much resonance in that! I think of those millions of kids in this rich nation, living in squalor, with food insecurity, in chain restaurant junk food desert communities, without proper eyeglasses and medical and dental care, while Deformers argue that everything will improve if we just test them more.
I will never look at a Diet Coke the same way again.