The following appeared today in Garrison Keillor’s free daily “Writer’s Almanac”:
It was on this day in 1775 that the lawyer Patrick Henry spoke at the Second Virginia Convention in Richmond, a meeting of American colonial leaders that included George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. The four-day assembly turned into a fierce debate about whether or not to raise a militia and arm Virginia in the fight against the British. On the topic, Patrick Henry delivered a famous speech that probably included the line “Give me liberty or give me death!” At least, some people thought he did.
There was a problem with Henry’s speeches. They were charismatic and passionate, but afterward, no one could remember what he had said. Thomas Jefferson said of Henry: “When he had spoken in opposition to my opinion, had produced a great effect, and I myself had been highly delighted and moved, I have asked myself when he ceased: ‘What the devil has he said?’ I could never answer the inquiry.”
The speech wasn’t written down until 1816, by Henry’s biographer, William Wirt. Wirt talked to people who had been present at the speech and had them reconstruct it from their memories.
It was on this day in 2010 that President Barack Obama (books by this author) signed into law the Affordable Care Act, the most sweeping piece of federal legislation since Medicare was passed in 1965. Universal health care had long been a dream of the Democratic Party. The passage of the bill extended health care to almost 32 million Americans.
Today marks the first day in 1942 when the U.S. government began moving Japanese-Americans from their West Coast homes to internment camps. Between 110,000 and 120,000 people were forcibly relocated.
Some Japanese-American men were drafted into the War even as their families remained incarcerated. The camps remained open until 1945.

“Give me Franklin or give me Jack$on”
Give me Franklin or give me Jack$on
Give me Lincoln or give me Wil$on
Give me Grant or give me Cha$e
Give me Cleveland. Just make ha$te
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Ps please don’t give me Washington.
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Interesting that Keillor jumps from “They were charismatic and passionate, but afterward, no one could remember what he had said” to Barack Obama. If it weren’t for the ubiquity of audio/visual recording now, no one would remember a word Obama ever said either. Just how moved they were while listening to him. Great gift for a politician.
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Keillor missed the most important issue, the overriding issue, what did the founding fathers do for toilet paper. I have not been able to buy toilet paper in two weeks. A neighbor told me that there was some toilet paper at ShopRite last week, she managed to buy 2 whole rolls. Two rolls would last me about 5 minutes being a heavy duty kind of guy. At some point, will I be reduced to old newspapers or old socks? Sorry for the digression, Diane, you may delete this if it’s offensive. This is just one of the frustrations of living through the pandemic and nothing compared to coming down with the actual virus which is a nightmare. I’m wondering when Congress will be emptied out due to the virus?
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I’ll bet Congress has toilet paper.
They’re probably hoarding it, with a giant warehouse full.
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I’ve read that our Dear Leaders in DC also have a huge bomb shelter somewhere near DC where they will flee and hide when Trump decides to get his revenge against the world for not treating him like a genius god; that might be the day WW III explodes and Trump attacks every country on the planet except for three: Russia, North Korea, and Saudi Arabia.
But, that DC shelter was built back during the Cold War Era. What are the odds that the supplies hoarded there are all out of date and invading rats have turned all that toilet paper into nests?
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What did the Founding Fathers do on toilet paper? What didn’t they do on toilet paper? First, there was a toilet paper party in Boston, the T Party. Took a bunch of rolls that belonged to King George and threw them into Boston Harbor. Something like that. Then, Thomas Jefferson believed all people should own a share of toilet paper. All people, sort of. Alexander Hamilton wanted strong central control of toilet paper and needed toilet paper thrown needlessly all over Wall Street. Something like that. They wrote a Constitution and a Bill of Rights. You should know that no soldiers can be quartered in your home and use your toilet paper. That’s good.
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Haaaa! Wonderful, Left Coast!!!
And I guess you know that George Washington was the biggest toilet paper grower in the country, that Lincoln had the toilet paper in the White House replaced with corn cobs, and that George Washington Carver came up with 10,000 useful household products that one could build with toilet paper. Then there was McNamara’s shameful decision to drop flaming toilet paper from airplanes.
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I think this needs to be made into a distance learning activity, LeftCoast.
Project: You can grow your own toilet paper from seed by piercing, with three toothpicks, the sides of the cylinder from an empty roll and suspending this in water. Change the water daily. Once the seed grows roots, transfer it to potting soil.
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My husband mentioned corncobs as a substitute for TP in an email to the kids. They were not familiar with that reference. I allowed as how they might be rather rough on the plumbing. If anyone remembers changing diapers in the old days, you know we use to wash odiferous buckets of dirty diapers into the washing machine. I think we would piggyback on that experience. There are not enough plumbers on the planet to unplug newspaper clogged toilets.
Incidentally, people seem to be hoarding TP all over the country. My NC daughter said she stopped after yoga class for her normal weekend shopping trip to find it completely wiped out (no pun
intended), only skim milk and some “fru fru” milk substitute, no bananas, and only $4 bread.
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Toilet paper is a big part of Koch Industries. Just saying.
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Indeed
TJ once even said “TP is of first necessity to the wealth and protection of the country”
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An estimated 33,000 Japanese Americans served in the U.S. military during World War II, of which 20,000 joined the Army. Approximately 800 were killed in action. The 100th/442nd Infantry Regiment became the most decorated unit in U.S. military history.
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Sunday, March 23, report on the further adventures of the Moronavirus trumpinski orangii
So, What Did You Think of Today’s Trumpty Dumpty Magical Thinking Mystery Tour and Make America Grate Campaign Rally?
Don’t worry. It’s just all going to go away. We’re going to make a decision next week. Everybody back to work. Don’t want to keep anyone’s hotels and golf courses closed for more than a few days, after all. All gonna be fine. Another week or so.
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I think you have hit the railroad spike on the head and driven it all the way in with one blow from your verbal sledgehammer.
Trump has restaurants in his hotels, empty rooms, and almost empty golf courses. These are three industries hit hardest by the pandemic.
Trump doesn’t care about the rest of the private sector or the American people. He wants to get everyone back to work so people start eating in his restaurants, booking rooms in his hotels, and playing golf at his golf courses, at last in the United States because if he visits one of his hotels or golf course in the United States his secret service detail is going to also increase his revenue after his company overcharges America’s taxpayers for every game, stay, and meals like he has been doing since January 2017.
I mean, with foreign travel almost at a standstill, Trump isn’t even getting foreign diplomats to book as many rooms in his hotels as possible to curry his corrupt favor. He’s too dumb to understand that isn’t going to change because he cannot order the rest of the world to ignore the pandemic and get back to work. His foreign-based hotels, restaurants, and golf courses are going to continue to be empty, earning next to nothing in revenue.
I wonder if he is trying to figure out a sneaky way to get a few billion from the U.S. Treasury to bail his businesses out, too.
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So millions of Americans laid off from their jobs. The republicans have cut the initial two $1,200 payments to one and have halved that for the poorest workers. But they are giving checks to people making 95K a year and big bailouts to corporations that are sitting on trillions in cash. And Trump wants to cut the eight weeks of shelter in place to two.
So, a time bomb ready to go off in two months. Millions with no work, no way to pay rent or buy groceries, millions sick, hospitals overwhelmed.
This could get very bad very quickly. Thanks, Mitch. Thanks, Donald. Remarkable leadership, this.
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It looks as though Don the Con and his cronies have decided to take the hit in terms of number of Americans dead. Better, they have decided, to bail out the corporations, reopen Trump’s restaurants and hotels and golf courses, maybe even pay them for the lost revenue. I suspect that their calculus is that Trump won’t lose any of his base in any event. He can stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue. . . . etc.
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Wait a bit on “Trump won’t lose any of his base …” Of course he will. Since many in his base are the ones that want to ignore the virus as if it doesn’t exist, they could be hit the hardest. He just won’t lose any of the survivors of his base.
:o)
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Under the GOP proposal, Steven Mnuchin will have sole control of $500 billion to bail out industries. This would include the Trump properties, including Mar-a-Lago. When asked about oversight, Trump said he personally would oversee the spending. No one else.
No limit to these grifters.
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The Mnuchin Song
I represent the Oligarch Guild,
The Oligarch Guild, the Oligarch Guild,
And in the name of the Oligarch Guild,
I wish to welcome you to Grifterland.
Everyone’s a mark in Grifterland.
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Edited version
And in “The News Just Keeps Getting More Ridiculous”: Steven Mnuchin to be in sole charge of handing out 500 billion in freebies to business cronies
The Mnuchin Song (to the tune of “The Lollypop Guild”)
I represent the Oligarch Guild,
The Oligarch Guild, the Oligarch Guild,
And in the name of the Oligarch Guild,
I wish to welcome you to Grifterland.
All citizens are marks in Grifterland.
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But even this, millions of desperate people in the streets, might be seen as having a silver lining by the Trumpanistas. He’s always wanted to be a dictatorial strongman the ones he so admires, and this his chance. He can call out the troops, lock up the looters, and be cheered by his MAGA crowd, by Faux News, and by the Repugnican would-be fascists in the Senate.
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All of which makes me think of Joe bringing up the toilet paper issue above.
Simple hygiene was not easy in the old days. Various natural substances were used for all the naturally nasty things we do as a part of our humanness. The great wonder is that Newton was able to come up with physics ideas while living in an era of plagues large and small, most of which were the result of bad hygiene and ignorance of what makes us sick. Newton, of course, did have his alchemy experiments.
So now, after all the years of listening to those who know what makes us sick, we cannot use the logic we learned from ages of science and reason. We are obliged to listen to those whose calculus is born not of logical necessity, but of personal desire. This is a more ancient math, which begins with the postulate: what is good for me and my friends is good for the world.
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That one check will not be enough to cover poor people’s rent AND utilities AND food, so they will be short going into the next month, even if they are back at work under Trump’s latest plan. And then they will be evicted.
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