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How Ernest Hemingway Assembled an IKEA Daybed Frame with Three Drawers

September 21, 2017 1:00 pm

This is a very funny satire, written in Ernest Hemingway’s prose, describing his efforts to assemble an IKEA daybed with three drawers.

It is called “A Farewell to Hemnes.”

Enjoy!

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5 Responses to “How Ernest Hemingway Assembled an IKEA Daybed Frame with Three Drawers”

  1. I had a feeling that was going it be McSweeneys before I clicked on the link.

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    By FLERP! on September 21, 2017 at 2:24 pm

  2. “You might make sport of their meatballs, but in the end the Swedes get the better of you.”

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    By LeftCoastTeacher on September 21, 2017 at 4:17 pm

  3. You might make a sport of their sea bass, but in the end the Chileans get the better of you.

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    By LeftCoastTeacher on September 21, 2017 at 4:25 pm

  4. I love fake Hemingway! Actually, I love Hemingway, as a great exemplar of effective journalistic writing. Short, declarative sentences.

    I once served as an editor in our small local paper for a small stable of Leftie writers (none with journalism credentials) and I remember exhorting them to write like Hemingway, not Fitzgerald. Hemingway was accessible to the general public, Fitzgerald, not so much.

    Sadly, the paper has been sold to a company that owns well over a hundred small-town papers, and now our editorial content comes from ‘syndicated’ sources well beyond the boundaries of even our State. I no longer read the paper.

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    By John Wund on September 22, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    1. Rupert Murdoch bought my neighborhood newspaper

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      By dianeravitch on September 22, 2017 at 7:57 pm

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