Earlier today, John Merrow announced that he was joining the Board of Directors of Pearson. His post was filled with so much silliness that it should have been apparent that he was joking, although many (including me) were taken in by his subtlety. John just sent the following message:
….effective at 12:01 AM tonight. That’s April 2nd, meaning April Fools Day is officially over. I confess that I enjoyed serving Pearson and hope I had some impact on its corporate culture.
I was not on the Board long enough for my stock options to vest, and I hadn’t gotten around to filling out the withholding forms for compensation, so I guess my day of toil was voluntary, a charitable donation. I checked with my accountant to see if I could claim it as a deduction, but apparently Pearson is not a non-profit organization. (I was misinformed.)
John
John Merrow
Education Correspondent,
PBS NewsHour, and President,
Learning Matters, Inc.
212.725.7000 x104
Very likely no one was more surprised by John’s announcement this morning than the real Pearson Board of Directors.
I should also take this opportunity to make sure you know that Governor Cuomo did not veto his budget bill and did not apologize to educators for insulting them.
And the National Education Policy Center did not switch sides and join the reformers; its press release was an April Fool’s joke.
Just in case you were wondering.

Well, you sure had fun today, Diane! I agree wholeheartedly that we need to seize their opportunities to laugh. Some days, it’s the only way to survive it.
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*seize these opportunities
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I sure enjoyed it!
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My depression is now lifting.
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There is so much to be down about. We need a break once in a while.
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What you said!
😎
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he got me hahahaha
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What if Pearson refuses to accept my resignation? John Merrow
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I probably should apologize for calling you a whore.
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Tell em to pay you up front then!
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