Archives for the year of: 2014

In an editorial, the Los Angeles Times again defended Superintendent John Deasy from critics who were appalled by the appearance of rigged bidding on a $1.3 billion tech contract.

The editorial shifts the debate, saying that somehow the disgruntled members of the school board are actually stooges for the teachers’ union, which the editorial writer obviously despises.

“At L.A. Unified, tensions are high and crisis is in the air. The relationship between Supt. John Deasy and the school board that oversees him is at what is perhaps an all-time low. Deasy is again muttering about quitting; others are grumbling that he should be fired.

“Not surprisingly, United Teachers Los Angeles, the teachers union, is practically giddy. The union has regularly lambasted the superintendent, calling his performance “anything but satisfactory,” suggesting he be placed in “teacher jail” like a teacher accused of misconduct would be, and making it clear that it would like him to resign. If Deasy resigns, the leadership no doubt figures, it can go back to the good-old days.”

The bulk of the editorial is devoted to attacking the union for seeking higher pay, defending the due process rights of its members, opposing scripted curricula, all actions that the editorialist denounces as self-interested and selfish, while Deasy was defending students. His personal PR team could not have said it better. His problems are the fault of those lazy, greedy teachers and their union, which (in the eyes of the LA Times editorial board) does not care about students.

The readers of the LA Times deserve better. It seems as though the editorialist will go to any lengths to shield Deasy from just criticism or to insist that he be held accountable for his actions. When in doubt, blame the teachers and their union.

Larry Lee is a writer in Alabama who has studied rural schools.

 

He writes:

 

“Teacher bashing” has become as common as bugs on a car windshield. It’s just something we’ve come to expect from the misguided and uninformed. However, I do not understand why universities, like Troy University in Alabama, spew venom at educators.

Troy has been around for nearly 130 years and like many regional colleges in the South, was created expressly to train teachers. In fact, it was known as Troy State Teachers College for years. Today they have one of the larger colleges of education in Alabama and have awarded degrees to 2,000 teachers in the past decade.

Yet a few days ago they released a dreadful attempt at scholarship entitled “Reinventing the Alabama K-12 System to Engage More Children in Productive Learning.” Once again we are subjected to a regurgitation of discredited notions about vouchers, charters and the like. The authors are John Merrifield, an economist from San Antonio and Jesse Ortiz, Jr. with the Public Works Department in Houston.

Just out bad is this report? Here is what Bill Mathis with the National Education Policy Center in Colorado said about it?

A quick read indicates that this gentleman is woefully ignorant of the vast body of research literature on educational reforms. The appearance is that he started with his conclusions and then cherry-picked “studies” to support his notions. Witness the very large proportion of papers from pro “reform” authors (with an over-reliance on right wing economists) and the virtual absence of the prominent scholars in the field.

It is a bunch of unsupported claims that go against the substantial body of legitimate research.

He demonstrates a near-religious fealty to market-models even when the evidence is not with him. As generally known, choice schemes and vouchers do no better or worse than TPSs. He claims NAEP is “stagnant” when truth is NAEP scores have been rising for 30 years and are at an all-time high. He dismisses the underfunding of Alabama’s schools and claims money does not matter – except that private schools should get more.

And he misses the literature entirely on instruction, pay schedules, merit pay, money and class size.

It is basically an evidence free screed whose transparent purpose is to pretend the reforms work. If implemented, expect gaps to grow larger. This would be an embarrassment in the research community because it is a political document.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, a week later the director of the Manuel Johnson Center at Troy University put out an article lamenting how Alabama did on the recent U.S. Chamber of Commerce Leaders & Laggards report card (which itself lacks credibility.)

Alabama received an F on this report and the director of the center implies that this is because of unions. What I find interesting is that Alabama is a right-to-work state and does not have teachers unions, while each of the 10 states getting an A for academic achievement have unions.

However, knowing that the Johnson Center receives funding from the ultra-right Koch Brothers Foundation where propaganda always trumps truth, how could one expect real scholarship?

And when you run this rabbit all the way to its hole, here is what you find. If Alabama school kids really are failing, then they must be being taught by failing teachers, who must have gone to failing colleges of education. One of which, in this case, would be Troy University.

In south Alabama we call this, “biting the hand that feeds you.”

 

 

Rocketship had planned to open 8 new charters in Milwaukee, but, according to this report from the Milwaukee Teachers’ Union, the expansion has been scaled back dramatically due to low enrollment. The company’s financial plan shows only one charter school in the year 2019. Teachers opposed the introduction of 8 Rocketship charters because they would drain more resources from the public schools, and because it relies heavily on computer instruction, has no art or music classes, and relies on non-certified teachers.

A post in the Tennessee Parents blog complains about the “Rocketship Charter School Nightmare in Tennessee.” Parents say that anyone who attended an informational session about the Rocketship Charter School discovered that their child’s records were pulled and moved to Rocketship. When they went to their zoned school, they were told that they had enrolled in Rocketship, even though they had not.

 

A parent wrote:

 

“Apparently ANY family that went to an info session about the new Rocketship Charter Schools had their records pulled without permission. So students and parents showed up the first day of school only to find out that they were not registered at their zoned school. Their children were registered at Rocketship without their permission.

So they went to Rocketship to get their children switched back to their zoned school, and it was like walking into a high-pressure timeshare sales job. Rocketship pressured them to stick around and try it. It was a nightmare to get Rocketship to release their child’s records to re-enroll in their zoned school. This happened to over 100 families. A bait-and-switch nightmare with their children’s school placement.

Rocketship also confused ELL and immigrant families by misleading them to believe that they were supposed to go to charters. It is a mess. Strangely, the media isn’t picking up on it. There is a lot of hush-hush. Some are wondering if they are trying to keep students there past the 20th day to get the ADA funding and to boost their enrollment numbers.”

 

 

Dienne Anum, a parent and a regular contributor to the blog discussion, read and reviewed Richard Whitmire’s “On the Rocketship,” about Rocketship charters. She posted her review on Amazon and shares it with us.

 

She writes:

 

In his own words: “arrogant, elitist, myopic and willfully naïve”

 

Back when Rocketship was little more than a twinkle in John Danner’s eyes, author Richard Whitmire was busy falling in love with Michelle Rhee. She of bee eating, mouth taping and on-air principal firing fame. She whose “DC miracle” has evaporated in a puff of smoke, proven to be a short lived result of intensive test prep, curriculum narrowing, bullying and outright cheating. She who now goes by Michelle Johnson, fertilizer peddler.

 

But love is a difficult thing to learn from and Whitmire is in love again, this time with the brash young John Danner who’s one time success selling a start up company when he was barely old enough to rent a car without paying a premium makes him the smartest guy in the room, qualified to reinvent everyone else’s education and disrupt everyone else’s lives.

 

I don’t know what it is with all these rich athletes, celebrities and Silicon Valley types and their missionary need to “save” education for poor black and Latino kids. Do they unconsciously know they’re not worthy of the fortune that Lady Luck has bestowed on them and they need to “give back”, but they can’t relinquish control to do it? In any case, what gives them the right? Do they feel compelled to tell other professionals how to do their jobs? (Actually, apparently so, as illustrated by the cute little story about two different Rocketship execs showing up at the emergency room and demanding to skip the damn tests, just give me antibiotics.)

 

The level of hubris, backed by ignorance, displayed by these start-up gurus and celebrated by Whitmire is truly astounding (not to mention nauseating). Because they were “successful” in business (meaning, as Whitmire himself admits, they fortunate enough to be in the right place at the right time), they somehow know everything there is to know about running the “business” of education. Every business must be measured by certain metrics, and test scores are the only metric that matter to Danner and his compatriots. Anything and everything is justified so long as it raises test scores (or even if it doesn’t, because, hey, it’s all a learning curve, right? Who cares whose kids they’re learning on?). Building cheap, modular school buildings, stacking kids in overcrowded classrooms, churning through teachers, enforcing authoritarian “no excuses” rules and punishments, sticking kids in front of computers for an hour or more at a time supervised by low-wage babysitters – all things that no Silicon Valley exec would subject his own children to – are not only justified but celebrated when they’re done in the name of “closing the achievement gap”.

 

Whitmire just seems to take delight in tearing down everything associated with traditional education without offering evidence supporting the effectiveness of education “reform” except the rise in test scores produced by “high performing charters” (defined, rather circularly as those which raise test scores). Traditional education (the kind of education people like Danner and Whitmire seek out for their children, incidentally) assumes that each child is a unique individual and that the purpose of education is to guide that individual to take his or her place in society, not just as a worker, but as a participant in a democratic republic. Experienced teachers are valued for the same reasons experienced doctors and lawyers are – they’ve developed the art as much as the science of their profession, they know how to build relationships, react to trouble signs and manage difficulties. It is recognized that children need a holistic approach that includes a well-rounded curriculum including history, science, foreign languages, art, music, PE and recess, as well as a focus on social and emotional issues. Unions, while they do have a tendency to build self-serving relationships with the powerful rather than stand up for student interests, are important for protecting teachers from the whims of administrators (and corporate entrepreneurs), which, in turn, provides stability and a safe learning environment for students.

 

Whitmire has no use for any of that. Research (usually done by charter supporters) supposedly proves that long-term veteran teachers have no better effects on test scores (there’s that metric again) than second or third year teachers, so Whitmire accepts the notion that teachers can become “superstar” teachers by their second or third year and be ready for “leadership” roles soon after that. The only subjects that are of any real concern for the “reformers” are math and English Language Arts because those are the only ones tested. Other subjects, as well as arts, PE, recess, etc. are all nice if you can fit them in, but they’re just a “distraction” from a “rigorous” focus on “academics”. And I don’t even need to tell you Whitmire’s opinion of unions.

 

Whitmire is just so convinced that Danner, Rocketship and the other charter schools are “right”, that he is dismissive and even mocking of anything critical of them. Even as he talks about “Fibonacci” schools replicating themselves to create thousands of nearly identical schools taking over public schools, Whitmire can’t seem to accept that there is legitimate opposition to them. Community opposition must, of course, come from the dreaded self-interested unions and public school teachers who are simply defending their turf. (The idea that support for Rocketship has anything to do with well-funded organization and aggressive marketing from Rocketship itself (which money comes from where, exactly?) isn’t something that Whitmire wants to get too deep into.) And while he admits that many of the charges against Rocketship and other charters are valid, he simultaneously denies or dismisses such claims. For instance, he admits that Rocketship requires intense parental involvement which is itself a form of selection and skimming which public schools can’t do, yet over and over he insists that Rocketship serves the same kids. He admits that Rocketship schools send a great deal of money back to their central offices, but denies that this is important. And he doesn’t even touch the issue of Danner’s compensation and that of other charter leaders compared to equivalent public school leaders (Eva Moskowitz makes nearly half a million a year to run schools with a few thousand students, compared to half of that for the chancellor of New York City who oversees millions of children.)

 

Perhaps most egregious is Whitmire’s treatment of Diane Ravitch. He is so contemptuous and mocking of her that his bias leaps off the page. It is just assumed that her objections to charter schools stem from entrenched self-interest or just plain old obstructionism. Furthermore, he portrays her as some all-powerful Goliath controller because she has sold thousands of books, while the poor David reformers are reduced to mere op-eds. Which is actually a riot because if you randomly picked op-eds from major papers on educational topics, about 90% of them would favor “reform”. And it’s just a bit rich for Whitmire to spend his book complaining that Diane writes books. Maybe he’s just jealous that hers sell honestly, while his are foisted on charter supporters and parents. In any case, Diane posts 5 to 15 new posts a day, every single day, on her blog ranging along all educational topics, some her own writings, some aggregated from other bloggers and journalists, some letters from teachers and musings from commenters. Many of them are deeply based in research, many others give an on-the-ground view of what teaching – in both public and charter schools – has become. You cannot read her blog for even a week and still think that she is just making it all up because she’s some sort of evil genius out to conquer the poor, innocent underdog charter promoters. What interest does Diane have anyway? She long ago made all the money she needs (a great deal of which, by the way, was made in the first Bush administration promoting accountability and charters until she realized their destructive effects). Her kids are grown and gone. She’s a 76-year-old woman utilizing the platform she’s earned in order to save public education from being privatized (Whitmire insists the the “reformers” don’t want to privatize education, they just want to profit from it.) And in any case, I didn’t see where Whitmire offered Diane a chance for rebuttal.

 

I suppose Whitmire should get credit for his “honesty” in discussing the setbacks and test score drops in connection with the “model change” in which, with no research support, no development, no pilot trial, Danner and co-founder Preston Smith decided to knock down walls and combine classrooms. There was, as one might expect, a bit of a revolt over the situation because teachers felt they weren’t consulted or listened to and that the change was rushed without adequate support. But I won’t give him that credit because from Whitmire’s point of view, this all just goes to show how “flexible” and “innovative” charter schools are able to be, as if change and innovation are good things in and of themselves. There is no recognition on Whitmire’s part, just as there is no recognition from corporate America in general, that there are usually very valid reasons to resist change and that things that have endured for decades or even centuries usually have good reasons for doing so. After all this innovation and disruption, the real lesson that should be learned is that John Dewey was right 100 years ago.

 

Rocketship’s approach to “learning” is very gimmicky and superficial. A “superstar” teacher is one who has mastered Doug Lemov’s “Teach Like a Champion” techniques. If you want to see “no excuses” behavioral control in action, or if you need some tips for training your dog, I recommend searching for his videos online. Rocketeers start every morning with a “launch” that involves a bunch of dancing and shouting to extremely loud music. “Blended learning” is basically computer time with “adaptive” programs that teach each student identical, standardized information and skills, but at each student’s individual pace. Classes are overstuffed with minimal opportunity for one-on-one interaction or small group discussion. In describing one class, Whitmire writes, “In theory, Sgambelluri’s class is discussing slavery but every minute or so the lesson briefly veers into short-duration brain teasers that keep every student in rapture.” I guess because slavery itself just isn’t very interesting. Or relevant for students of color. Being taught by young, white newbie teachers. But, hey, as long as those test scores are up.

 

The reality is that test scores are a very poor metric for school “success” and it is to our nation’s detriment that they are being used as the metric of choice for school and teacher “performance”. Test scores measure only the thinnest and least important slice of learning – that which can be regurgitated on a multiple-choice bubble test. Emphasizing test scores creates children who are insecure, conforming, risk-averse and focused on getting the one “right” answer. It stifles creativity and individuality, the freedom of exploration, the ability to “fail” safely in order to learn from such failure. Rocketship’s (and other charters’) success improving test scores (which itself is highly debated, even if KIPP’s own study showed – surprise – that KIPP “outperforms” public schools with “similar” kids) doesn’t prove Rocketship’s (or other charter’s) superiority.

 

While Whitmire derides traditional schools as being the “status quo”, charters have been around now for 20+ years. To me, that seems long enough to demonstrate other proof of success. What percentage of graduates from “high performing” charter schools have gone on to graduate from higher education? What form of higher education? What careers are these graduates engaged in? I don’t believe that charter graduates are overly represented at elite colleges, but I bet they are overly represented at the pop-up, for-profit colleges that have sprouted in the last decade churning out our nation’s supply of medical assistants and HVAC repairmen. Which is not a knock against those graduates – the nation certainly needs medical assistants and HVAC repairmen, both of which are more probably honest livings than many of the charter supporters and funders. But those are careers for which those kids would have been perfectly qualified with a standard public high school education. I think it’s safe to say that Rocketship is not creating the next generation of rocket scientists.

 

One thing I did find interesting is that Whitmire admits that, contrary to the elixir we’ve been sold, “choice” does not lead to quality. It turns out that “market forces” and “competition” do not, in fact, lead to better schools. Parents – surprise- choose schools for all sorts of reasons that may not have anything to do with quality, so “poor performing” schools may stay in business anyway. But as far as “competition” goes, I have to admit I’m a little confused because all the charters seem so chummy with each other and they all use nearly identical processes – “drill-and-kill”, “blended [computer] learning” and “no excuses” to turn out nearly identical “products” (students who will become future workers). Where’s the innovation in doing what everyone else is doing? Isn’t that the problem with public schools?

 

Speaking of problems with public schools, if charters are the new way of the future, why have they all been so reluctant to take over an entire “failing” school or district? We’re told that charters possess the “secret sauce” to raise every child to “excellence”, yet when offered the chance to bring that sauce to every child, even those without parental support, those who are chronically absent or tardy, those who are pregnant or parenting, those who go to bed hungry and show up at school cold, those with incarcerated or substance addicted parents, those who are homeless and all the other “problem” children in public schools, oddly enough, they all tend to balk, as Rocketship did when offered the opportunity in San Jose. I guess cream is a key ingredient in that sauce.

 

In parting, I have a few questions and a challenge for Danner, his wealthy education “reform” compatriots and their unquestioning supporters like Whitmire:

 

1. Would you send your own children to Rocketship (or KIPP, ASPIRE, YES Prep, Success Academy, etc.)?

2. Would you recommend such schools to your other elite and wealthy friends?

3. Do you plan to hire graduates of such schools for your own companies?

 

Challenge: If you really care about poor students of color, why don’t you work to make their schools look more like the schools you send your own children to?

The Network for Public Education will hold a major event on October 11 in New York City called “Public Education Nation.” This is not to be confused with NBC’s annual Gates-sponsored “Education Nation.”

 

Nope, this will be a low-budget, high-interest opportunity to meet education activists who are fighting corporate education “reform” and working for better public schools. The event will be live-streamed and can be viewed from anywhere. If you are in the New York City area, admission is free.

 

PUBLIC Education Nation will deliver the conversation the country has been waiting for. Rather than featuring billionaires and pop singers, this event will be built around intense conversations featuring leading educators, parents, students and community activists. We have waited too long for that seat at someone else’s table. This time, the tables are turned, and we are the ones setting the agenda.

 

This event will be livestreamed on the web on the afternoon of Saturday, October 11, from the auditorium of Brooklyn New School, a public school. There will be four panels focusing on the most critical issues we face in our schools. The event will conclude with a conversation between Diane Ravitch and Jitu Brown.

 

Testing and the Common Core: New York Principal of the Year Carol Burris will lead a discussion with educators Takeima Bunche-Smith, Rosa Rivera-McCutchen and Alan Aja.

 

Support Our Schools, Don’t Close Them: Chicago teacher Xian Barrett will moderate a panel featuring education professor Yohuru Williams, Hiram Rivera of the Philadelphia Student Union, and a representative of the Newark Student Union.

 

Charter Schools: North Carolina writer and activist Jeff Bryant will host a discussion that will include New Orleans parent activist Karran Harper Royal, New York teacher and blogger Gary Rubinstein, and Connecticut writer and activist Wendy Lecker.

 

Authentic Reform Success Stories: The fourth panel will be led by Network for Public Education executive director Robin Hiller and will include New York teacher Brian Jones, and from Cincinnati, Greg Anrig.

 

Diane Ravitch and Jitu Brown, In Conversation: The event will finish off with a conversation between leading community activist Jitu Brown and Diane Ravitch, who will talk about where we are in building a movement for real improvement in our schools.

 

This event will be broadcast live on the web, and can be viewed from anywhere in the world, at no cost. No registration is required. If you happen to be in the New York area, you can join the studio audience at the Brooklyn New School, at 610 Henry St. Brooklyn, for the live event.

 

The Network for Public Education is hosting this event. It is NOT sponsored by the Gates, Walton or Bloomberg foundations. It is sponsored by YOU, each and every one of the people who care about our children’s future.

 

Can you make a small donation to help us cover the expense of this event? We are determined to create the space not ordinarily given to voices like these. But we need your participation. Please donate by visiting the NPE website and clicking on the PayPal link.

 

A live-stream of the event will be available on Saturday, Oct. 11, starting at Noon Eastern time, 3 pm Pacific time at http://www.schoolhouselive.org.

 

WE ARE MANY. THERE IS POWER IN OUR NUMBERS. TOGETHER WE WILL SAVE OUR SCHOOLS.

Chris in Florida writes in response to the news that Broward County may give as many as 1,500 tests to satisfy a new law that requires tests in every subject and every grade—to evaluate teachers:

“The Florida Legislature is famous for making poor, spur of the moment decisions when passing laws, never thinking through the longterm results and implications.

“If ALEC says do it, they do it and smile broadly while cashing the campaign contribution checks from the lobbyists.

“This time they have overreached by about a mile. School districts in Florida cannot raise taxes to pay for unfunded mandates such as this. The state cut funding under Gov. Scott and shifted much of the education money to charter schools and ‘opportunity’ scholarships for religious private schools.

“We have the ability in this state to pass any constitutional amendment put forth to the voters. That is how we got the Class Size Amendment done.

“I think it is time for us to write an amendment barring the state legislature from micromanaging public schools through unfunded mandates, using school funding to intimidate and coerce districts into abusing children through testing, and requiring legislators to undergo the same kinds of scrutiny and evaluation they force on teachers. It’s time for legislative VAM and weekly civics and law tests.

“Are you with me, Sunshine staters?”

A group of teachers at a progressive public school in Néw York City have formed “Teachers of Conscience” and written the Chancellor of the school system to say that they could no longer administer the state tests to their students.

For their willingness to act on the demands of their conscience rather than serve as compliant enforcers of actions intended to rank and rate their students, I place them on the honor roll of this blog. They are indeed Teachers of Conscience. They are resisters and conscientious objectors. From small acts of conscience, multiplied, grow revolutions.

They were inspired to act by the Seattle teachers’ boycott of MAP testing, but also by their conviction that the tests distort the purpose of education. They act in opposition to market-based reform and the Common Core.

Here is their letter to the chancellor from Teachers of Conscience:

Teachers of Conscience

A Letter to Chancellor Carmen Fariña

“The ongoing wars, the distortions of truth we have witnessed, the widening gaps between rich and poor disturb us more than we can say; but we have had so many reminders of powerlessness that we have retreated before the challenge of bringing such issues into our classrooms. At once, we cannot but realize that one of our primary obligations is to try to provide equal opportunities for the young. And we realize full that this cannot happen if our students are not equipped with what are thought to be survival skills, not to speak of a more or less equal range of literacies. And yet the tendency to describe the young as “human resources,” with the implication that they are mainly grist for the mills of globalized business is offensive not merely to educators, but to anyone committed to resist dehumanization of any kind.”

– Maxine Greene, In Search of a Pedagogy

Dear Chancellor Carmen Fariña,

We are teachers of public education in the City of New York. We are writing to distance ourselves from a set of policies that have come to be known as market-based education reform. We recognize that there has been a persistent and troubling gulf between the vision of individuals in policymaking and the work of educators, but we see you as someone who has known both positions and might therefore be understanding of our position. We find ourselves at a point in the progress of education reform in which clear acts of conscience will be necessary to preserve the integrity of public education. We can no longer implement policies that seek to transform the broad promises of public education into a narrow obsession with the ranking and sorting of children. We will not distort curriculum in order to encourage students to comply with bubble test thinking. We can no longer, in good conscience, push aside months of instruction to compete in a city-wide ritual of meaningless and academically bankrupt test preparation. We have seen clearly how these reforms undermine teachers’ love for their profession and undermine students’ intrinsic love of learning.

As an act of conscience, we are declining the role of test administrators for the 2014 New York State Common Core Tests. We are acting in solidarity with countless public school teachers who have paved their own paths of resistance and spoken truthfully about the decay of their profession under market-based reforms. These acts of conscience have been necessary because we are accountable to the children we teach and our pedagogy, both of which are dishonored daily by current policies.

The policies of Common Core have been misguided, unworkable, and a serious failure of implementation. At no time in the history of education reform have we witnessed the ideological ambitions of policymakers result in such a profound disconnect with the experiences of parents, teachers, and children. There is a growing movement of dissatisfied parents who are refusing high-stakes Common Core testing for their children and we are acting in solidarity with those parents. Reformers in the State Department of Education are now making gestures to slow down implementation and reform their reforms. Their efforts represent a failure of imagination — an inability to envision an education system based on human development and democratic ideals rather than an allegiance to standardization, ranking, and sorting. State policies have placed haphazard and burdensome mandates on schools that are profoundly out of touch with what we know to be inspired teaching and learning. Although the case against market-based education reform has been thoroughly written about, we feel obliged to outline our position at length to address critics who may see our choice of action as overstepping or unwarranted. You will find a position paper attached to this letter. We are urging you, Chancellor Fariña, to articulate your own position in this critical and defining moment in the history of public education. What will you stand for? What public school legacy will we forge together?

Sincerely,

Colin Schumacher, 4th/5th Grade Teacher, P.S. 364, Earth School

Emmy Matias, 4th/5th Grade Teacher, P.S. 364, Earth School

Jia Lee, 4th/5th Grade Teacher, P.S. 364, Earth School

If you have written a letter or statement regarding market-based education reform and the Common Core state standards, please consider submitting it for publication on our blog.

The Pentagon has been giving military equipment not only to police departments, but to school districts.

In Los Angeles, Mike Klonsky reports, “Supt. John Deasy has stocked up 61 M16 assault rifles, three grenade launchers, and a mine-resistant vehicle from the Pentagon.” These things might prove useful, Mike speculates, if something bad happens. “like an ISIS attack or a sharp decline in test scores.”

Let the madness begin in Florida where the politicians’ zeal for evaluating teachers by student test scores has created a Frankenstein monster of testing: brainless and lacking in sense or self-control.

Broward County is said to be developing 1,500 new tests in every subject and grade.

“The abundance of new tests – up to 1,500 could be introduced in the Broward school district, according to Superintendent Robert Runcie – has rankled many parents and Broward school officials.

“We’re spending a whole bunch of time figuring out how to test kids versus trying to educate them properly,” Runcie said.

“Added School Board member Robin Bartleman: “I don’t need to know how well my kindergartner is doing in art.”

“It’s unclear whether the tests will even count toward a student’s grade. State law doesn’t address that.

“Why are you wasting my kid’s time when these are being used solely to evaluate teachers?” asked Rosemarie Jensen, a Parkland parent involved in the national Opt Out movement that opposes high-stakes testing.

“Administrators say they plan to make the new tests age-appropriate. But elementary students could end up taking multiple tests, such as ones for reading, math, music, art and physical education.

“Under state law, school districts are supposed to administer these tests this year. But the district doesn’t have tests available for most of the subjects.”

Where are the villagers with their torches and pitchforks? Who will save the children?