EduShyster here reviews some of the very worst movies now available through Reed Hastings’ Netflix.

She begins by reminding us that Hastings is certain that elected school boards will soon be consigned to the dustbin of history as corporate style charters take their place, relentlessly determined to push test scores through the roof. Hooray for the corporate takeover of public education and the demise of democracy!

EduShyster envisions the films that will titillate the viewing public about the valiant reformers. Surely they will do better than that non- blockbuster “Won’t Back Down,” which opened in 2,500 theaters, had big-name stars, a huge publicity campaign, but quietly disappeared in less than a month.

This was my favorite:

“When a Stranger Calls”

“A high-profile, no nonsense superintendent makes headlines and enemies with her plan to at last bring excellence and high expectations to Newark NJ—whether Newark, NJ likes it or not. But things take a turn for the non-communicative when said superintendent announces that she will no longer attend School Advisory Board meetings because they are *dysfunctional* and *set a bad example for children.* Also, she stops returning the calls of board representatives making this technically a silent film.”