Gary Babad is a New York City parent who enjoys fame for his parodies, which he posts from time to time on the NYC Parent blog.
He has created his own news service (GBN), which gets scoops from improbable and often non-existent sources.
According to informed sources, President Obama will turn the Syrian situation over to the Department of Education if he doesn’t get clearance to deploy the Department of Defense.
Why? Because Secretary Duncan can use his waiver authority which does not need Congressional approval.
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I will donate all my new Pearson Scott Foresman Reading Street materials to be used as missiles!
When I was a young child, I loved the movie “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” And you know what, this proves it more every day: as if Arne Duncan doesn’t have enough to do– now the possibility of him attacking another country’s education system too, it just boggles the mind
We can fuel those Pearson Scott Foresman reading materials with testing bubble sheets set ablaze!
How will the Onion top this story???