The DOGE story gets weirder by the day.
Elon Musk has boasted of saving $65 billion thus far (nowhere near his $2 trillion goal), but various critics have complained that he has produced no evidence of such savings. Mostly, Musk has used a hacksaw to force people into retirement or fire them without cause. In only a month, he has demoralized the federal workforce and shattered federal workplaces without knowing the significance of those he pushed out.
Just yesterday, DOGE sent out emails to federal employees asking them what they accomplished in the past week, listing five specific tasks. Employees believed that failure to respond would lead to their termination, but unions are advising their members not to respond.
Trump is very pleased with Musk’s aggressive firings and urged him to do more of it.
Musk’s team of mostly inexperienced computer whizzes have taken charge of almost every agency, canceled contracts without knowing their importance, and fired veteran civil servants while being completely ignorant of their expertise.
Attention has focused on the youngest of the DOGE team, Edward Coristine, because of his age and curious background. Young Coristine calls himself “Big Balls” online. According to Brian Krebs, a technology blogger, Coristine was fired by a computer security firm for leaking secrets to a competitor and had some association with a gang of cybercriminals.
Now comes the shocker: according to Jacob Silverman, who writes about spies, Edward Coristine is the grandson of Valery Martynov, a Soviet spy turned double agent, who was lured back to Moscow and executed by the Soviets.
Coristine is now a “senior advisor” at the State Department and also a “senior advisor” at the Department of Homeland Security. He also participated in the snap review of FEMA, the Office of Personnel Management, and other departments.
Our government is in chaos, proving the adage: Where Trump goes, chaos follows.

Rich kid, went to Rye Country Day School in CT.
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It’s in Westchester County, near Port Chester, not too far from CT.
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Oh yeah my brain went out for a second
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Edward is listed on the Rye Country Day website as a notable alumni.
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I used to sell tickets at the train station there. Conrail/Metro-North/Amtrak.
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Yes. He went to Rye Country Day.
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“Elon Musk has boasted of saving $65 billion thus far. . . . “
Where’s the beef? Has anyone seen any kind of legitimate audit report on what the doge destroyers have found? I’m from Missouri. . . Show Me!
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No, Musk has laid waste to numerous agencies but has produced no evidence for his boasts.
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He’s inflating the numbers. And, of course, he’s not “saving” much money at all, considering where it’s all going to end up going.
And, yeah: I saved money by not doing my grocery shopping this week…but, hey: I’ve got nothing to eat!
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Musk is chopping our government so heedlessly that parts of it will be dysfunctional for years.
But hey he doesn’t need government services. He just needs the $5 Billion he gets annually from the feds for SpaceX and Starlink. He’s probably disabling the parts of NASA that compete with him.
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That’s the problem: even if their coup doesn’t succeed, they’ll have done enough damage that their pockets will remain well lined for years to come, while so many of the rest of us will be left, attempting to recover.
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Chaos is the point
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My maxim:
Where Trump goes, chaos follows.
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Chaos is FELON47’s primary weapon of choice since he learned how to use it from Roy Cohn in the 1970s and 80s. Roy Cohn was Senator Mcarthy’s partner in the “Red Scare” era known as McCarthyism where Cohn learned firsthand how to use chaos to bring about political repression and persecution.
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These Musk-hires are given jobs they are utterly unqualified to do by the very same anti-DEI folks who cite “merit” as their excuse for firing qualified, excellent people with these folks who have already proven their incompetence and yet are still given a pass because they aren’t DEI and Musk likes them, so that means they are hired on merit.
Somehow the outrage from anti-DEI folks is muted when it comes to Musk-hires. Their hypocrisy shows that they don’t really care about merit, they just don’t like it if a woman or URM gets a job that they don’t mind going to an unqualified person with connections to the rich white men with power.
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In Trump’s purge of the top ranks of the military, he ousted the Black 4-star general served served as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and the woman who leads the Navy. He assumes they they must be DEI because they are not white and male.
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And now he works for a Russian spy (Google Agent Krasnov).
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