Andy Borowitz is a humorist of the highest order. He used to write for The New Yorker, now he has a blog at Substack.

Here is his list of what to watch tomorrow instead of the inauguration of you-know-who.

He invites you to submit your ideas.

I suggest not only films, but activities.

Take a long walk unless you are in a state hit by the Arctic freeze.

Read a good book. Fahrenheit 451? 1984? Brave New World? The Handmaid’s Tale?

Listen to music that soothes your soul.

Go to the zoo.

Do something kind for others because kindness will be in short supply for the next four years..

What else?