I subscribe to Garrison Keillor’s blog and find him to be consistently interesting and often entertaining. This column is dead serious. It reminds us that we face a serious crisis that endangers us all. Human activity and negligence endangers our environment, on which we all depend. He says in his title that it’s time to talk. I say it’s time to act.
Garrison Keillor writes:
My generation, the pre-Boomers, now known as the Humors, had it pretty easy, coming of age in the afterglow of World War II, believing in perpetual prosperity and progress, much of which came true, even as rock ’n’ roll provided the pleasure of rebellion without any consequence. Great medical advances came along just as we needed them, and Medicare to pay for them. We are lucky to have been born when we were.

I see the thousands of young protesters in the streets of Glasgow bearing signs such as “I Have To Clean Up My Mess, Why Don’t You Clean Up Yours?” and “The Dinosaurs Thought They Had Time Too” and “Stop Climate Crime” and “If Not Now, When?” at the UN Climate Change Conference, where the United States and China have issued vague promises of eliminating carbon someday but without a timetable. So much for American leadership; I guess we’re waiting for Iceland or Ecuador to show the way.
The young people in the streets are aware that a time of suffering lies ahead. Science is pretty clear about the ecological impact of industrial agriculture and the rapacious destruction of forests and overfishing of the seas and the virtual disappearance of many insect species, but none of this has enough political impact to turn the ship of state. Statistics don’t move people, recognizable images do, such as the plight of a polar bear on an ice floe miles from land. We’re fond of polar bears in zoos, and if we could get a video of this bear drowning in glacial melt, it would move people. Or if Yellowstone blew up and ushered in a year of darkness. That could be the Pearl Harbor that moves our country to action.

Greta Thunberg, the 18-year-old Swedish activist who, in 2018 after Sweden’s fierce hot summer of wildfires and omens of disaster, sat outside the Swedish parliament every day to get her message across. Her message was simple: “Our house is on fire.”
Five words, not one wasted, and you could paint it on any wall and everyone would know what you mean.
Children have great power to shame the rest of us, as every parent knows, and this cause is worth their effort. It’s about the survival of our kind. Everything we love is in the balance, language, art, music, history, the art of story, dance, Eros, baseball, bird-watching, and the effect of apocalypse on the bond market would not be good.
The last Good War was won by boys who rushed to sign up, after seeing newsreels of sunken battleships in Hawaii. My hero Bob Altman was 16 and lied about his age to get into the Army Air Force and pilot a B-17 bomber in the Pacific. The children marching in Glasgow are capable of heroism, but they’ve put their faith in the conscience of politicians, not a good bet. One of the two major American political parties is in denial that global warming exists because it is devoted to an illiterate leader. That party appears likely to take over Congress in 2022 and two years later No. 45 may well become No. 47. If he does, we may have a constitutional convention at which the presidency is made a lifetime term. Meanwhile, we have a Supreme Court with a solid majority of Ayn Rand justices who deny that the state has the right to govern individual behavior. Gun control will be dead, conservation will be an individual responsibility.
I don’t see that bunch leading the country toward clean energy. So we’ll go on enduring wildfires and horrific hurricanes and drought and the melting of the arctic ice cap and nothing will change. We’re living in a tunnel and a train is approaching. Mr. Bezos and Mr. Musk can move to the moon but the rest of us are earthlings.
I put my faith in scientific enterprise. Someone will come up with a way to turn plankton into something that looks like and tastes like ground beef. Someone else will figure out how to make linguine from dead leaves. Then there’ll be nuclear airliners.
People don’t like to be lectured and made to feel stupid, Mr. Science. Get busy and invent a car that runs on urine. So much gas is wasted by people driving around looking for a lavatory. This will come as a great relief.
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She is a VERY popular youth author at neighborhood libraries but Malinda Lo’s LATE NIGHT AT THE TELEGRAPH CLUB will set every book burner’s hair On Fire.
Hooray for EROS!
The 2021 National Book Award Winner for Young People’s Literature is Last Night at the Telegraph Club by MALINDA LO! Announced at last night’s 11/17 award ceremony. Be sure to check out this powerful novel and four National titles which received National Book Honors.
https://www.nationalbook.org/books/last-night-at-the-telegraph-club/
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Well, that book will never get into school
Libraries!
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Quote: “One of the two major American political parties is in denial that global warming exists because it is devoted to an illiterate leader.” end quote. He nailed it. But this situation is global, it’s not just about America but also the other major polluters such as China, India, Russia and many other countries. It’s difficult, expensive and needs further innovation to stave off climate catastrophe. Doing nothing or too little too late is more expensive. It doesn’t help when some top scientists are climate change skeptics/deniers, like the late Freeman Dyson and William Happer. I wish I could buy an electric car but they are expensive and where do I charge up? There are no charging stations in my apartment complex, there are none available at the gas stations and it takes hours to fully charge an electric car. Electric tractor trailers are years away from being affordable and viable. Turning around our carbon based economy can’t be done over night even if all the nations work towards it in a sincere fashion. It’s not looking good, we are still heading towards that cliff at full speed, a la Thelma & Louise.
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Joe, the Biden infrastructure plan that just passed includes funding for 30,000 electric charging stations. The price of EV cars will drop as more manufacturers produce them. Ford and GM have already committed to EV.
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Joe Jersey…..I was just talking to an electric car owner yesterday as we will soon have to make another car purchase. After talking to him, we will likely go with a hybrid, but he gave me good info.
There are Federal and State rebate programs that will bring the price down to almost the cost of a regular car. They are a one time deal apparently, but American car dealers need to get these vehicles off the lots (they’re not selling) and are offering other incentives as well.
He can get about 230 miles out of a charge if he is careful
It takes about 1/2 hour to fully charge the battery
Many shopping centers have the charging stations so that you can shop while you charge. I was surprised to see 4 at a Royal Farms…2 for Tesla only and 2 for any electric car.
He had only recently installed a charger at his home…..not an apartment complex
I got home and decided to research the car (a Chevy Bolt) and the first items that came up under my google search were for nationwide recalls and articles because the batteries are catching on fire. While your car is waiting for an inspection, it is suggested that one park the vehicle outside and away from the house in case of a fire.
I guess we are not “there” yet with affordable electric cars. Tesla still reigns.
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To be honest, I drive very little these days, since I’m retired. I gas up about once every 4 or 5 months. My carbon footprint is very low, even with a gas powered car. The nay-sayers and the climate change deniers scoff at electric and hybrid cars, saying that the batteries are a huge pollution problem when the car reaches the end of its usefulness and the batteries are dumped in landfills. They don’t seem to get that electric cars do not pollute when in operation, that’s big. We have had electric powered trains, trams and trolleys for many years.
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I posted his article at OEN
https://www.opednews.com/Quicklink/Our-house-is-on-fire-let-in-Best_Web_OpEds-Climate-Change_Climate-Change-Conference_Garrison-Keillor_Talking-Truth-211118-554.html#comment798666
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Bill Maher ended his show a couple of weeks ago with this message about the environment. He compared the social media followers of Greta Thunberg and Kylie Jenner, who by the way, is the girlfriend of Travis Scott, and the owner of a billion dollar makeup empire. Greta Thunberg is widely admired and has about 13 million followers, and Kylie Jenner 281.3 million followers. His point was that we shouldn’t believe that young people will save the world as social media indicates what is important to young people. I hope Maher is wrong.
Thanks for the post. Keillor is a talented writer.
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have you seen the Velociraptor giving a speech to the U.N. about climate change?
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As I understand it, if Yellowstone blows up the U. S. will have nothing to fear. It will cease to exist.
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I haven’t ranted for a while about how, until we address the fact that about 70 cents of every dollar of annual discretionary spending goes to military-related spending, we’ll never address social and infrastructure spending in a serious way. So Bernie did it for me today:
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