Caroline Rose Guiliani offers thoughtful tips about self-care for those who acknowledge that TrumpWorld will no longer inhabit the White House. She clearly has her father Rudy and his client Donald Trump in mind in this article in Vanity Fair.
It is very funny.
Here are two of her excellent suggestions:
Adopt a stray. Please, just treat it better than Trump has treated his lapdogs: William Barr, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham.
Engage with your surroundings. It’s time for a redesign! Demolish remaining Confederate statues and consider replacing them with busts of Dolly Parton and John Lewis. For outdoor architectural projects, I recommend Four Seasons Total Landscaping. (Get a jump on your holiday shopping at the literary establishment next door.) Sexual self-care is critical if you don’t want to end up in the crematorium across the street. This is not a sponsored ad. But it could be! Call me, Fantasy Island.
Read them all!
Demolish remaining Confederate statues and consider replacing them with busts of Dolly Parton”
I bet even the staunch Confederates would go along with taking down statues of ugly old men and replacing them with the busts of Dolly Parton
There’s a statue I could support!
That Ms. Pardon is statuesque is undeniable!
But seriously, she is one awesome lady!
That’s a statue that would need support.
There’s a statue of Dolly in Sevierville, TN. https://smokymountains.com/sevierville/things-to-do/dolly-parton-statue/
Love it!!! What a wonderful human Dolly Parton is. We need a lot more like her!!!
Wonderful person and not a bad singer either.
Sculptor’s Reprise
I beg your Pardon
I never promised you
A Dolly Parton
Thank you, Ms. Guiliani! Wonderful and hilarious.
DT: Most people don’t know this, but they got these things called elections–that’s what they call them, elections–and they say, you’re not president anymore. Like that. Crazy, huh? Well, I’ve got news for them. Nobody knows elections like Donald Trump. I’m President, and you’re not. That night. The “election.” Ten o’clock. I’m winning. Because I’m a winner. So, over. It’s over, right? Like the China virus. I stopped it at the very beginning with my travel ban on China. And the Socialist Democrats, they said, “You can’t do that.” But I did it. Millions of lives. I saved millions of lives. People call me–the best people–they say, “You won.” But you got people–these are not the best people, believe me; fake news–they want to ignore that. 10:00. I won.
It isn’t parody when you repeat the idiocies someone has spewed, is it?
Too bad that Caroline Giuliani can’t convince her father to get a brain or at least to become halfway sane.
From Caroline: If being the daughter of a polarizing mayor who became the president’s personal bulldog has taught me anything, it is that corruption starts with “yes-men” and women, the cronies who create an echo chamber of lies and subservience to maintain their proximity to power. We’ve seen this ad nauseam with Trump and his cadre of high-level sycophants (the ones who weren’t convicted, anyway).
What inspires me most about Vice President Biden is that he is not afraid to surround himself with people who disagree with him. Choosing Senator Harris, who challenged him in the primary, speaks volumes about what an inclusive president he will be. Biden is willing to incorporate the views of progressive-movement leaders like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren on issues like universal health care, student debt relief, prison reform, and police reform. And he is capable of reaching across the aisle to find moments of bipartisanship. The very notion of “bipartisanship” may seem painfully ludicrous right now, but we need a path out of impenetrable gridlock and vicious sniping. In Joe Biden, we’ll have a leader who prioritizes common ground and civility over alienation, bullying, and scorched-earth tactics. end quote
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/10/rudy-giulianis-daughter-on-voting-for-biden
Thanks for this, Joe!
Choosing Senator Harris, who challenged him in the primary, speaks volumes about what an inclusive president he will be.
From your mouth to the ears of all the gods.
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