Lt. Governor Dan Patrick of Texas, a Rush Limbaugh wannabe, offered a reward of $1 million to anyone who could find voter fraud.
The Lt. Governor of Pennsylvania John Fetterman tweeted to claim the reward. He said he found a case where a man was trying to get a ballot for his deceased mother. Voter fraud! He wanted to cast her ballot for Trump.
No word from Lt. Governor Patrick.
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You Go, John.
Maybe Trump would be happy to get that bill…
Ha, ha, ha, good one! John Fetterman looks like a professional wrestler, I’d like to see him in a cage match with that putz, Dan Patrick, and twist him into a human pretzel. Just kidding, I am not advocating violence in any way, shape or form.
So let me understand this, any votes for Democrats are automatically fraudulent but votes for Republicans are A-OK without question? Only in topsy-turvy upside-down Trumplandia.
I’m hoping Diana Ross and Mary Wilson wrestle one day. š
Yes, they rigged the presidential election but apparently forgot about the state legislatures, senate, and house.
Meme that’s going around:
Biden has a Coronavirus team.
Team Trump has Coronavirus.
Draw your own conclusion.
“Meme that’s going around”
Geez, Bob. Redundant much?
I would support your candidacy as the Minister of Silly Walks.
Profoundly moved by this, Diane, and eternally grateful.
I was thinking Minister of Silly Squawks would be more appropriate. Haven’t seen your gait yet, however.
Hater
That’s “grater” to you, buddy. (To be read as aggressive sarcasm, they way I used to talk to my high school students back in the day.)
[Note to self: insert miscellaneous bromantic banter here.]
Jumbo Shrimp! Icy Hot! Dodge Ram! Compassionate Conservative! Moral Majority! Iāll stop….
lol
I am going to nominate you to the position of chairman of the department of redundancy department
I swear and affirm before God that I shall performatively execute my duties and job functions with conscientious assiduousness. But please be advised and informed that I am still in the running, if you can call it that, for Minister of Silly Walks.
Bob,
Brilliant! That responsive reply guarantees and warrants that you will be in charge as the chairman of that department forever in perpetuity.
Bob reminds me of a philosophy professor I once had who continually argued with and corrected himself in front of the class.
Breaking news! Trump lawsuit charges that vote counter looked at Repubican poll watcher funny.
Hysterical!
Who is the ONE President who
was impeached or resigned
was a one-term president, AND
lost the popular vote?
You guessed it. Congrats, Donald. You really are a winner!
I have a hunch that 90-percent of any voter fraud will be linked to Trump voters since Trump encouraged them to vote twice, once in person and once through the mail.
Wait a second. Did Trump say how many times he wanted his supporters to vote or did he leave the exact number of times up to them as in two, three, four, five times, or more?
What if Trump voted twice – once in New York and once in Florida?
But what if Trump has a residence in each state at one or more of his golf courses as in New Jersey, North Carolina, New York, Florida, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, and Washington DC?
That means Trump might have voted seven or more times.
I saw photo of Trump looking over his wife’s shoulder while she was voting checking to make sure she voted for him. Was that real or doctored?
I hadnāt seen that Patrick did that. That is really shameful.
“It’s the best. We have the coups like you wouldn’t believe how great it is. Obama ever have coops like that? You’ll see. Any day now. A couple weeks. Big, beautiful coops like you never seen. Maybe Lincoln. People call me up, they say, Sir, how do you do it, coops like that? Incredible. You don’t have a coops you don’t have a country, am I right?”
We used to have a chicken coup.
“Emboldened by the pitiful condition of the former lords of the Earth [men], rabbits descended upon them.” –James Thurber, “The Last Flower”
When I was growing up in Houston, we had a pigeon coup.
A don a plan a coup puocanalpanoda!
(Advance apologies to songwriter Seymour Gottlieb, & NOT lyrics sung as original by Lesley Gore {o.b.m.}.):
it’s (45) MY Party (Groveling Old Penumbras)–NOT the Republican Party
Nobody knows where the votes have all gone (fraud)
But Sleepy Joe seems to have won (never!)
How dare him declare victory
When it’s supposed to be done!
it’s MY Party & i’ll cry if I want to
Lie if i want to, cry if i want to
Fraud is in play & it’s here i’m gonna stay!
Pompous, the turtle & others all say
That i am the victor, i’ve wan*
My proud boyz & rebels tell Joe, “Go away!”
Because the recounts are not done.
it’s MY Party, & I’ll cry if i want to,
Sue if i want to, boo-hoo if I want to,
Won’t leave this house, i’m not following my spouse.
Oh, ohhh…
Cause it’s MY Party & I’ll shout if i want to,
Pout if i want to, hang out if i want to
People, you know that i’m just not gonna go!
*the word won misspelled on purpose because it’s equated, here, with lame.
As in the term “lame duck.”
LOL, Retired! Well done!
it’s time once again for ELA Minute, with your host, Bob Shepherd.
Oxymoron is the rhetorical figure in which an expression contradicts itself, as in “Barr’s reasoning” or “as I learned on Parler.”
Stay tuned tomorrow for our steamy Minute on copulative verbs!
A famous, classic example of the oxymoron is John Milton’s “darkness made visible.” You know, as in the entire period of the Trump presidency.
If all of this were not so sick and devious, it would be Dr. Strangelove funny.
However –
It’s in the realm of The Manchurian Candidate, Germany 1938, The Caine Mutiny, and Moby Dick.
He’s setting departments up for failure so he can spend four years tweeting attacks.
He’s putting his boys in civilian positions in the Pentagon to modify guidelines and policy that are not law and to put Generals in an untenable position when a directive comes down
He’s looking for enough voter cases to be able to say “I was right!”
He’s holding out conceding until he can blame Obama and Hillary for … anything.
That racist bastard in TX better pay up