I received a complaint about the wording of the title accompanying the post by Leonie Haimson. Leonie’s post was titled: “Leonie Haimson: Warning! The New York City Department of Education Is Infested with Broadies, TFA!”
Mike Petrilli of the Thomas B. Fordham Institute (and Foundation) [net assets: $44 million] was offended by the title. He asked me not to refer to people as “bugs,” because an “infestation” of Broadies and TFA implies bugs. I wrote the title, not Leonie. I have been writing snappy titles ever since I worked as an editorial assistant at the now-defunct Democratic Socialist magazine called “The New Leader” in the early 1960s (where it was always “Five Minutes to Midnight” somewhere in the world.)
So out of deference to Mike’s wishes, I want to make clear that people who are Broadies and TFA are definitely not bugs.
The term “infestation” usually refers either to pests or parasites. But not always.
They might be zombies. There is such a thing as a “zombie infestation,” like when a whole lot of people trained by Eli Broad or Wendy Kopp (neither of whom was ever a teacher) arrive to kill your school and scatter the children. I googled and found that “zombie apocalypse” and “zombie infestation” are interchangeable. There are numerous references to “zombie-infested” as an adjective and “zombie infestation” as a noun. The zombies are trained to eat your public school and give the facilities to private management.
Do you have another word that fits with “infestation”?
Whatever you call them, anyone who makes a living by closing public schools belongs on the blog’s Wall of Shame. I’m adding the Broad Foundation and TFA.

This is an opinion commentary and you are completely free to use “infested,” since the point is that the Broadies are pests — they have a negative impact on education. Petrilli is just mouthing the “reformy” script he’s paid to mouth, just like an actor onstage, so just ignore him as you would a bad theatrical performance.
I write headlines for a living; I write neutral ones on news stories; for an opinion commentary, I write headlines that reflect the view and the tone of the commentary (even when I disagree with it, because i’m a professional). That’s what you did. It’s completely legit and the scriptwriter who wrote Petrilli’s lines is making a baseless fake complaint.
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Thank you, CarolineSF!
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I gather that means Petrilli reads your blog. Mike, tell your scriptwriter not to be such an idiot! For the vast amount they’re paid, they should do better than that.
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Mike reads the blog every day. He lets me know when he doesn’t like what I have written.
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Or when his puppetmasters tell him to tell you that. Happy new year, Mike and your puppetmasters!
By the way, my daughter was really into zombies as a young teen, and she says they’re actually a virus and it’s properly called a zombie outbreak. That can be applied pretty well. An outbreak of so-called “reformers”!
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Diane,
How could you use the term “Infested” and be taken seriously?
The DOE is INFECTED by Broadie viruses. Beware . . . .
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If he reads the blog every day and let’s you know whenever he does not like it, you must hear from him a lot.
Why doesn’t he let you know through blog comments?
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SDP,
Because he knows he’d get chewed a new. . . !
The edudeformers are cowards at heart, only in it for the money even though they say that they are “doing it for the kids”. Sad but true.
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Well, I refer to Mike Petrilli as a cockroach (along with Chester Finn)! Sorry….the truth hurts Mikey!
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Fake umbrage by Petrilli (sigh) is unbecoming.
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Cancerous, carcinogenic, malignant, metastasizing, defile, contaminate, befoul, weasel, backstabber, obnoxious, repugnant, loathsome, excremental, prevaricating, blasphemous, and vulgar all come to mind immediately. Give me some time make a thorough list.
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so Petrilli isn’t arguing the actual point you are making here…that Broadies and TFA have a wildly outsized influence on the NYCDE, and are damaging public education in the city due to their lack of education and experience…but is focused on the term “infestation” and trying to gin up an offense that doesn’t exist?
and this is one of the leaders of the corporate reform movement.
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He’s an actor reciting a script provided by his funders, if you call that a “leader”…
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Slight disagreement: actors bring their own talents and interpretations into the roles they play, he is a puppet. The attached strings don’t allow for independent thinking. I’m betting he has to choose from four preselected answers.
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Now I am confused.
Ithought that’s what hedge funds did, infested in the future of our children.
Was I wrong?
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Perhaps you were thinking infected? A chronic one at that. Infested with hedge/deformer infection?
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Infestors infest
In future of kids
With hedge funds we’re blessed
By plague of the Trids
If you don’t know what Trids are, Google “Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids”
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😆
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Given that most buildings in NY City are infested with bugs, I’d bet the NYC DOE is infested with both Broadies AND bugs — the double whammy.
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Let’s see, Petrilli wants to be small when compared to David and Goliath, but he wants to be big when compared to one of the ten plagues. He shrinks when talking about the substance of privatization, but he grows when talking about the language used to describe it. He fell down the rabbit hole and he can’t get up.
Are we supposed to care about his confusion and faux conflicting feelings? Are we supposed to be distracted by his crocodile tears? By his marketing gimmicks? Is he Alice or the Cheshire Cat? He’s both. Let’s talk about facts instead of Petrilli’s alleged feelings, but as long as we’re looking for apt comparisons and I’m making biblical allusions, I’d say Petrilli is the billionaires’ ass.
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Go ask Mikey (with apologies to Grace Slick)
One bill makes you larger, and one bill makes you small
And the ones that Eli gives you, don’t do anything at all
Go ask Mikey, when he’s ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you’re going to fall
Tell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call
And call Mikey, when he was just small
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low
Go ask Mikey, I think he’ll know
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen’s off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head
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Great one! Loved the line calling billionaires smoking caterpillars. Speaking of Lewis Carroll, Mikey’s the walrus with the carpenter, and the public school children are the oysters on which they dine.
Expert textbert choking smokescreens
Don’t you, Mike, see the joker laughs at you?
See how Mike smiles like a pig in a sty
See how he’s snide
I’m crying
He is the eggman (whooo)
The egg in your face man (whooo)
He is the walrus
Goo goo g’joob
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excellent connection
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Kudos Leftie and Poet…great reparte.
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Mike, (if you’re reading this… oh that’s right. You ARE.)
You need to become acquainted with “The Streisand Effect.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
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wikipedia:
“The Streisand effect is a phenomenon whereby an attempt to hide, remove, or censor a piece of information has the unintended consequence of publicizing the information more widely, usually facilitated by the Internet. It is an example of psychological reactance, wherein once people are aware that some information is being kept from them, their motivation to access and spread it is increased.”[1]
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Indeed, check out this humorous photo-shopped picture of you over at Big Education Ape.
http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2019/01/please-note-that-nyc-department-of.html
That’s The Streisand Effect in action, Brother.
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In our real life zombie movie, ideas that should be left for dead (e.g.,privatization of public services such as education and health care, financial and environmental deregulation) keep coming back to life courtesy of uncontrolled campaign contributions. Then they eat the living.
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I have some suggestions for the zombies au d’ ouvres.
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snacks…
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This is one of the funniest things I have read all week! I completely agree with Diane’s title; they are definitely an infestation, and they more than “bug” me!) Between Mike’s reasons for writing to you, Diane, and SDP’s rewrite of “Alice” (love you, SDP!), you all will have me chuckling for the rest of the day!
Remember, everyone, there are still thousands of children essentially quarantined, who may not have heard from their parents in months, and thousands of parents who have no idea where their children are. These children may not be receiving any kind of education, counseling, comfort, there are allegations of both physical and sexual abuse, and now two have died.
I’m so glad that we’re all focusing on critical issues here.
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“The Metamorphosis”
The bug has changed
“Reformed” (no lie)
Been rearranged
To butterfly
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If you look up bug in the OED, you will find that the earliest reference to this word is Welsh (Beawaeg, or something) meaning haunt, a noun describing some thing that lurks about the world of reality with a spiritual presence. That reference is around 900 AD.
So, to me anyway, reference to the presence of an attitude or idea with the word bug seems entirely appropriate. Mr. Petrelli needs to own the reality.
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I”t’s a feature, not a bug”
A Broadie’s a feature
Not a bug
A disruptive Creature
In schoolhouse rug
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Does Petrilli get upset when public school teachers are offended? The entire education reform movement is based on attacking teachers. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
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To answer the question: sharks.
That was the only non-parasitic usage I found. Also fits nicely.
“Infestare” is the Latin root, meaning to hurt, harm, assail; the “fest” part is murky but may mean “unable to be seized” (if used as in “manifest,” to grab/ seize with hands) – thus implying overwhelming force.
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He objects to “infestation” yet I assume Mr. Peteilli is perfectly fine calling 5-year olds “scholars”?
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Great point!
I hate it when children are called “scholars”!
Might as well put a toy stethoscope around their necks and fall them “Doctor”
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me too…Willows does that sometimes…yuck
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He objects to Diane calling TFA and Broadies an “infestation” but does he object when his own Thomas B. Fordham Institute colleague Chester Finn says things like “Let’s blow it up!” about the public school system?
“Diane says ‘Let’s return to the old public school system’. …I say ‘Let’s blow it up'” — Chester Finn, NY Times
Mike Petrilli makes over $200k a year to do Chester Finn’s bidding (see IRS form 990 filings)– and of course, to monitor this blog and make sure that Diane does not say anything that hurts his poor widdle feelings.
I am not aware of ANYONE who gets paid a single penny to post comments in support of Diane on this blog. And I am pretty sure that Diane does not get paid anything to do so because she has said as much.
So, it’s absurd and hypocritical for Petrilli to expect anyone here to feel sorry for him.
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Not incidentally, there is a term for those whose methods involve “blowing things up” that they do not like.
And the term is not bug
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I once spoke at conservative AEI and said that the “reformers” were actually anarchists.
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