In its infinite wisdom, or lack thereof, the U.S. State Department does not grant citizenship to babies born in vitro unless the American-born mother can prove that the egg or sperm donor was an American.

A child adopted by an American from another country is American. But a child born to an American via in vitro fertilization cannot claim American citizenship without proof that the donor was American. This can be difficult to establish since the mother may not be able to learn the identity of the donor, let alone his citizenship.

You can’t be too careful! The baby–or in this case–the twins, might be terrorists!

This is one of the rare instances where the insanity predates the current regime.