Gail Collins used t be the chief editorial writer for the New York Times. Now she writes a regular column and she is usually very funny.
Her latest column helps us see the bright side of today’s events.
Things could be worse. At least, we are not in Pyongyang.
A sample:
“From the start, the Trump administration was a dark combination of mean and inept. But it was, on occasion, at least sort of mesmerizing. For instance, on Wednesday the nominee for secretary of labor went down the drain. Because somebody thought it was a good plan to go for a cabinet member with a history that includes employing an illegal immigrant housekeeper and an ex-wife who once went on “Oprah” to talk about spousal abuse.
“Things are so dire, people are feeling sympathy for Kellyanne Conway. Did you see that poor woman trying to answer questions about Flynn on the “Today” show? She looked as though she’d been hit over the head with a skillet.
“Back in the good old days last week, Kellyanne was in trouble for violating the rule against federal officials giving endorsements. (“I’m going to give a free commercial here: Go buy it today, everybody. You can find it online.”) It was a pretty good crisis, actually. The kind of thing we could have complained about at dinner parties for a month without losing our appetites.
“The majority of American voters who didn’t support Donald Trump used to watch him on TV with a kind of cynical amusement as he bragged about fake election results and crowd sizes. Now every time it happens you can’t help thinking — wow, is this guy really unhinged? On Wednesday, in the middle of a press conference with the prime minister of Israel, Trump responded to a question about anti-Semitism in America by immediately pointing out he had won 306 Electoral College votes. (“We were not supposed to crack 220.”)
“And the president was so out to sea he couldn’t come up with a consistent cover story for why Flynn left. His press secretary said Trump had requested Flynn’s resignation due to a “trust issue.” But when Trump showed up in person, he seemed to believe the whole thing was orchestrated by “the fake media” and a different chief executive from another planet.
“It’s really a sad thing that he was treated so badly,” the president told the press conference. “People are trying to cover up for a terrible loss that the Democrats had under Hillary Clinton.”
“Being stuck with a loony, unqualified president seemed less threatening when we were under the assumption that he’d be surrounded by at least some people who knew what they were doing. Now, the more of them we meet, the less secure we feel. Trump has a senior policy adviser, Stephen Miller, who sounds like a really unpopular college sophomore complaining about his grades. He had a national security adviser who said he couldn’t remember for sure whether he talked with the Russian ambassador about American sanctions before the inauguration.
“Well, at least the National Security Council still has Steve Bannon.”
The great puzzle for me is why Trump is angry that Flynn was fired. He blames it on the unfair media. Who fired Flynn?

The great puzzle for me is why Trump is angry that Flynn was fired. He blames it on the unfair media. Who fired Flynn?
The one who knows everything forgot who fired Flynn or maybe it really was “a different chief executive from another planet.”
Beam me up.
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Love Collins.
Trump is senile…period…all this cacophony is just the ramblings of his mind. he thinks he is still campaigning. he had no grasp of reality and everyone knows this.
Here is an overman piece whites SPOT ON…I laughed at first, and then by the end, I was very, very solemn and sad.
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“Back in the good old days last week..” That says it all.
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I also thought that Trump would surround himself with competent people to overcome his lack of experience in governmental affairs. Wow, was I wrong on that one!
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In a perverse way, shouldn’t we be glad that Trump has surrounded himself with crazy ineptitude? After all, what would be the result of “competence” under this administration? An even quicker national “right-to-work” bill? Even more charters, faster? Quicker and larger cuts to Social Security and Medicare?
Gridlock is our friend, for the foreseeable future, and any alternative is likely worse…
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