Kellyanne Conway has engaged in many appearances on television to explain the words of Donald Trump. Now she gets to explain even his press secretary. Conway has proved herself to be nimble at dancing around questions that are too awkward. A few days ago, when asked directly about what most people would call a “lie,” although others might call it a “falsehood” or a “prevarication,” Conway said that there are “alternative facts.”

 

Mercedes Schneider tries to explain it here. 

 

“Alternative facts” means something, but I am not sure. Maybe it means that if you tell a lie, you can twist the words to sound almost true. Well, maybe not true, but something that fervent believers will assume to be true even if it is completely false.

 

Maybe it means that if you don’t want something to be true, then it is not true.

 

Maybe Trump is in an alternative universe, and I will wake up tomorrow and discover that the 2016 election was a nightmare and he doesn’t exist. In my alternative universe, Hillary Clinton won. She appointed Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court and selected experienced, well-qualified people to every Cabinet post.