Fred Smith, Assessment expert and occasional humorist, invites you to write your own logo for a T-shirt for the Inauguration.

 

Here are his ideas:

 

“Trying to keep it light. My idea would be to design and sell tee-shirts prior to the inauguration.

 

A lox-colored shirt with the Donald’s other worldly visage above the words: “I’m wearing salmon for Mammon.”

 

A shirt that simply says “You’re Hired!!!” with a photo of Trump and Giuliani shaking hands.

 

A tipsy-looking Kellyanne Conway in a red bare-shouldered gown declaring: “You’re just sore ’cause he didn’t grab you!”

 

Trump pictured alongside Xi Jinping tweeting about how much he respects General Tso.

 

Do you think there’s a market for this? Please add to the collection.”