Cathy Sproul has created a video demonstrating a new and highly effective way of keeping teachers on script at all times and making them exceedingly accountable.
It is perfectly aligned to the Common Core standards, and it never fails to work.
It is also eerily reminiscent of the Gates Foundation’s hilarious (but real) investment in Galvanic Response Skin Monitor bracelets, to monitor students’ level of interest and engagement, thus providing yet another way to evaluate teacher effectiveness.

Been There, Done That …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfevfJQtg_g
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Okay, for all you NC general assembly members, this is a PARODY! Not a real product you can buy!
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LOL
Tonya, all these fools need is the concept even if it is SF/Fantasy and they will hire someone who will build it.
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Implanted microchips are this side of the horizon now !
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Why don’t we just install a touch screen monitor in each student’s desk that they can use to find information whenever they need it?
After all, you don’t really need to KNOW anything…right?
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Desert dust high school, LOL.
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Hilarious! If teachers only had wide access to tools like this, the unions would HAVE to back down! http://windycityteachers.blogspot.com/2015/08/concede-teacher-pigs.html
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To be combined with collars for students as part of the No-Nonsense Nurture methodology ….and soon to be introduced in those “Academy in a Box” scripted lessons in Ghana, Nigeria, Kenya, and India to document more bang for the buck and to ensure continuous improvements in the “enhanced” neo-colonial interrogation techniques designed to elict on-time and perfect compliance of students. Decorated collars for the enrichment activity.
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DISGUSTING!
I can’t of anything else safe to say at this time.
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1984
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INSANITY reigns. OY!
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LOVE IT! Well done to the group that made the video. Their tongues were so firmly implanted in their cheeks that I could see the tongues out to the side of their faces. Thanks for the laugh!!!!
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This is the ultimate “Stepford” education.
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Yaaaayyyyyy, Cathy Sproul!
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