On spring break, EduShyster went to Florida, the state with the most choice in the nation, and she had a grand time.

Among other things, she giggled over Tom Friedman’s latest effort to display his vast knowledge of education. She traveled with her sister, a teacher, who regaled her with stories of the latest Common Core jargon, and EduShyster updated her sister on the research explaining why she was a bad teacher and at fault for everything wrong in America.

As they traveled Florida’s highways and discovered charter schools in every strip mall, she was reminded of a simple maxim: “Florida has been the source of more grand swindles than any other state.”