This teacher applied for a job, but was stunned by the hoops and hurdles required to get it.

Your education doesn’t count, they said, only your value-added scores. If you want a higher salary, get the test scores higher.

No gym. No custodian, you will scrub toilets.

And, oh yes, once you agree to all these conditions, please write a little essay about the word “feisty.”

This teacher needs a job. What did the teacher do?