A teacher explains how useless high-stakes testing is for some students, and for this one student in particular:
He writes:
In response to a state standardized test question about analyzing the author’s use of hyperbole, a student of mine recently responded with one brief sentence: “I don’t know what analyze means.” This student (who receives special education services) sat with his head down for most of the testing session. I was struck by the fact that he felt compelled to finally lift his pencil and scribble this when he could have easily just turned in a blank test booklet. It tells me that, even at a school that does not emphasize the importance of these tests (like ours), they are stressful and demoralizing to students. Students’ self-esteem is damaged and they feel the need to explain why they can’t produce a satisfactory answer. Mainly, it reminds me that these tests are a huge waste of time and resources that could go toward engaging students in actual learning.
But what does it tell them?
A test scorer looking at this student’s response would conclude that the student’s response is “totally incorrect or irrelevant or contains insufficient information to demonstrate comprehension (0 points).” Same for most of this student’s other answers. So, he’s got a “below basic” achievement level in “literature,” according to the test. Most people could tell you that by listening to the kid read aloud for one minute. So what else can we gather from his poor performance? He’s probably not learning anything in school? Doesn’t keep up with the assigned readings? Doesn’t finish any of his writing assignments? His teachers must not be addressing his unique learning needs by teaching him all the state instructional standards… I bet he attends one of those “corrective action” schools that have failed to meet AYP measures over and over… (Hey, we should close all those schools!) …if he even attends at all.
The reality is that he attends an alternative high school that doesn’t believe in testing their students in the traditional way. Instead, this student demonstrates his learning through the completion of a multidisciplinary project each semester. His project is based on real world learning that he engages in at his internship at a reputable local motorcycle shop. Last semester, with the guidance and support of his internship mentor, he built a “go-ped” motor scooter from scratch using technical schematics that most of us would be hopeless at deciphering. He collected data on the cost of all the materials as well as retail pricing and crunched the numbers to determine how much he could reasonably charge for his product. He researched and wrote an essay on the inadequacy of driver education programs, presenting evidence from several studies that showed that teen drivers are largely unprepared for emergencies on the road. He developed a hypothesis and and analyzed the results of a science experiment that involved taking samples of and growing bacteria in a petri dish (How “dirty” are those go-ped handlebars anyway?). Instead of a final exam, he created and delivered an exhibition where presented evidence of all of this learning to a group of his teachers, mentors, and peers. Pretty amazing accomplishments for a student who is “below basic,” I’d say.
I keep this student’s response to the “analyze” question in mind as a good example of why these tests pretty much useless.

Actually, being willing to respond with “I don’t know what analyze means” is kind of profound in its own way. Too often in the workplace or in life, the attempt to bluff one’s way through something that is not understood ‘to avoid looking stupid’ causes failures and havoc.
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It is profound. The student saw immediately what the problem was. Alas, he had no way to address it. How very sad.
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In 4-H competitions, the kids present their projects and are expected to answer oral questions from the judge. We train the kids, when they truly don’t know the answer, to look the judge in the eye and say, “I don’t know the answer, but I will research that question as soon as I have the opportunity.” In some cases, we encourage the kids to go back to the judge and answer it, if the logistics permit, even though it no longer counts for the competition.
It seems to me this may be a more appropriate life skill for the long term than teaching the kids to guess or bluff.
By the way, I hope you can all name two differences between a chicken’s digestive system and a human digestive system. We expect that of ten-year-olds.
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(Raises hand and waves wildly) “I do! I do!” A chicken’s digestive system is inside the body of a chicken, but a HUMAN digestive system is inside a human! Also, chickens peck their food from the ground… humans then eat the chickens for food!!!! Am I at high-risk, some-risk, or low-risk for school failure with that answer????
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Bzzt, Hannah. I can only hope you didn’t also drop your chicken during the interview. 🙂
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Thank you for that post – any way we can get that into the hands of the school haters? I have a 144 IQ son at age 9 who can in no way sit for the 3 hours x 2 days needed to answer 100 bubble questions – but he can tell you more about the civil war, why your grammar needs improvement, and why chemistry matters, and how you properly plan and prepare research papers than I could…I suppose that makes him a failure, and his teacher a failure, too…
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Moved to tears. The carnage of these tests and reforms is beyond description.
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I am so sorry this (or any) student is plagued by high stakes, state mandated, corporate made tests.
Here is further evidence of the “data” they provide.
Junk.
However, his school sounds wonderful!
Congratulations on managing to offer this child an education despite the mandates.
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We continue to test the wrong things the wrong way. What is most galling is that it is being done in the name of reform and rigor, I love rigor, students should be reaching for high levels of learning, but learning happens in many different ways that require more than one mode of assessment.
As long as we continue to search for fast and easy-to-score assessments, despite their high expense is dollars and student emotional and educational welfare, we will continue to deceive ourselves that students aren’t learning because teachers can’t teach when the reality is that teachers are teaching, students are learning, and it is the tests that are failing.
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Deven Black: well said!
There’s “rigor” as in “rigor mortis” (stiffening of the joints and muscles after death).
There’s “rigor” as in “strictness, severity, harshness.”
There’s “rigor” as you used it: “I love rigor, students should be reaching for high levels of learning, but learning happens in many different ways that require more than one mode of assessment.”
Finally, there’s “rigor” as used by the edufrauds: in the name of “rigorous standards” and “rigorous expectations” punish teachers, schools and school districts by making them fail over and over and over again by setting the bar impossibly high [above all, think of high-stakes standardized testing]. Couple this with the ridiculously low standards and expectations they have for themselves. Think I’m exaggerating? Notice the “dance of the lemons” as “education reformers” periodically relocate around the country, going from public to private organizations and back again, changing titles but always filling some sort of ‘leadership’ position for which they are ill prepared and suited, leaving nothing but wreckage in their wake as they vainly try to escape all responsibility for the failed policies and initiatives of the job they just left behind.
Strange, though, that when it is pointed out that the “rigor” with which they treat OTHER PEOPLE’S CHILDREN is qualitatively different than the “rigor” to which they subject THEIR OWN CHILDREN you might think “rigor” means “being thin-skinned about being caught out on hypocrisy.”
Tough, If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Rigor. Ya gotta love the edubullies. Is it their fault their arguments always end up at least appearing to be in a state of “rigor mortis”?
🙂
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This was shared with me by a colleague. One of her students, a special needs student (8th grade), said
“Tell the people who made this test that they are taking away my childhood with stress. I would like to test them in something they aren’t good at year after year and see how it makes them feel about the state of their life.”
Priceless!!
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In Mr Zoo’s class, there was monkey, a dog, a turtle, a giraffe, a hippopotamus, and an alligator.
State Zoo test today…….was…In order to pass the State Test…
“Everybody must climb that tree,”
THE TESTING THESE TESTING MONGRELS ADMINISTER IS THE BIGGEST JOKE ON THIS PLANET.
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Thanks for posting this! The same basic idea–that standardized tests don’t measure a student’s actual capabilities–applies to all students, not just “alternative” students. As demoralizing as these tests can be for students who don’t test well, they can be just as bad for the students who do well, because they’re given a false sense of achievement and entitlement. High scores don’t mean students are able to accomplish anything important, and they don’t demonstrate actual learning capacity.
People who believe that standardized test scores are true measures of achievement and learning ought to go back and read Ernest Boyer, John Goodlad, Theodore Sizer, Deborah Meier, and others who have actually studied the subject.
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Add Noel Wilson to your list. See: “Educational Standards and the Problem of Error” found at: http://epaa.asu.edu/ojs/article/view/577/700
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I am glad that the student had access to an alternative high school that does not believe in traditional testing. Is it a magnet school or a charter school?
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Probably neither. Lots of districts have alternative schools. I taught in an alternative junior high for three years. In that case, students were required to attend that school for a variety of reasons. Alternative schools are often schools of last resort. It doesn’t have any entrance exams or anything like that.
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By magnet school I mean a high school that draws from the whole district (or perhaps even multiple districts) rather than taking all and only students in a catchment area of the district.
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Today I watched with great pride as my son and my other 9th grade students presented segments of Romeo and Juliet. They have practiced for weeks, had costumes, dancing and sword fights, memorized huge chunks of dialogue, learned about all kinds of stagecraft, and impressed the heck out of all of us. Parents and students attended and it was amazing! None of that shows up in a standardized test, but the kids will remember the experience forever. Even struggling kids absolutely love Shakespeare after this. How on earth is that somehow “lesser” than some stupid standardized test score?
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I hated giving standardized tests to my special ed students. They frequently had questions that test protocols would not allow us to answer. All we could say was, “Do the best you can.”
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I teach special ed and esl students who must take these tests. Do your best!
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I love this article. I was in a fifth grade classroom today assisting some of my remedial readers. The teacher was clearly frustrated by the districts persuasive writing prompt. She had worked with the students many times but they were still clearly confused. She asked to take a bathroom break and I walked around to see how kids were doing with the assignment, NOT WELLto say the least. What really struck me was the lovely bilingual boy who was trying to translate what to do for the Spanish speaking boy next to him. When the teacher returned and saw the boy talking shr reamed him and threatened lunch detention for talking during a writing prompt. I was shocked as this kid did not appear to be a behavior problem so I very quietly told her that he was only trying to help his classmate understand what the other non-English speaking child was supposed to do. Why in Gods name was he even included in this activity i’m not sure I understand. And he is one of many bilingual students in this classroom who were probably experiencing hhe same problems at various degrees. The assignment was a disaster and inappropriate but this is what teachers are dictated to assign, grade, and use as data to see if kids are prepared to move on to the next grade. It is just another sad example of what is going on in American Urban schools today.it breaks my heart as I see many kids failing and falling through the cracks as we continue to frustrate and humiliate kids in the name of Education.
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