A teacher writes about the testing program in her school. The goal is less about evaluating children than gathering data to evaluate their teachers. And they start early to learn the valuable skill of taking tests:

I teach in a public elementary school. Starting this year, our kindergartners must take the NWEA test three times, using a computer and a mouse. In order to begin the test, the child must find his or her name on a roster, click on it, and then enter a password. If the child cannot read, they must find the volume button, click on it, and listen to the questions being read out loud. To answer, they must click and drag the correct answer across the screen.

Five-year-olds are not adept at using a mouse. Children who have the same first or last name as another child will inevitably click on the wrong one and sign in as the other person. Children who don’t know how to find the volume buttons will either sit there doing nothing, or they will play around by clicking and dragging random answers around the screen, just for fun.

The rules state that there can only be a proctor in the room with the students (not the teacher). In our school, that means one adult with up to 36 children, all confused and clicking on this and that. It takes the poor proctor 45 minutes just to get them all signed in under the correct name.

The results of these tests will be a portion of our annual teacher evaluation this year. The results won’t mean a thing, except maybe to tell us which students know how to use a computer and a mouse.

We are in the process of testing now, and when the whole school is done, students in grades 2-8 will head right back to the computer lab to take a Common Core assessment. In the spring, we will take two weeks out of our instruction to administer our state test.

All I want to do is teach! But this constant testing is getting in the way of getting through a single unit. Every time we need to test, we have to put everything else on hold. Even after our testing is done, students who were absent need to be pulled out for makeup testing. Then those students need to make up what they missed in class. It is driving me crazy!