Texas Monthly reports that a new vending machine, not far from a middle school, sells bullets.
What’s next? A vending machine that sells handguns? Or a vending machine that makes 3-D printed guns?
This time of year, shoppers who set foot inside Lowe’s Market in downtown Canyon Lake, are usually looking for two things: swimming gear and beer. The cramped and busy grocery store, which is located about an hour north of San Antonio and whose wide selection of disparate items gives it the feel of a mini-Walmart, is often the last stop for supplies before locals and tourists float down the nearby Guadalupe River, a Texas summer tradition.
But for the last two weeks, something else has lured an endless stream of outdoor enthusiasts, ranchers, gun lovers, and tourists into the store, often with looks of excitement and curiosity splashed across their faces. It’s not the fresh produce, the sunscreen, or even the generous selection of wine and beer. They want to glimpse an audacious intersection of consumer technology and weaponry—an interactive, two-thousand-pound ammunition dispenser. Sandwiched between a small ATM and a row of ice machines near the store’s front entrance, the double-walled, triple-locked steel vault wrapped in an American flag decal beckons customers to swipe their credit card with a simple tagline: “Need to reload?” Online, the company’s motto advertises “Ammo Sales Like You’ve Never Seen Before.”
For some locals, the patriotic kiosk, which has already been restocked once after selling out, is a source of convenience, a clever idea that saves a trip to the nearest sporting goods store, which is 32 miles away in San Marcos. For others, it’s a transgressive delight, an almost comical reminder of the rights that many Texans hold dear. And for a few others, the machine is a disturbing eyesore, particularly because the first ammo vending machine in Texas is located next to a local middle school at a time when the mass shootings of children in Uvalde and Santa Fe High remain a fresh memory in many minds. During the school year, that Lowe’s Market location is frequented by teenage customers, especially after classes let out. Last week, a USA Today columnist wrote that the machines, juxtaposed with bananas and diapers, felt like “something out of a dystopian novel.” So far, at least, the curiosity—and controversy—have been great for business. “That machine has been the talk of the town,” the store’s general manager, who asked not to be named, told me as customers stopped to gawk at the kiosk on a recent Saturday.

This is so convenient! You can buy your intoxicant and your beer at the same location!
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Liquor Guns & Ammo was the sign outside a small sporting goods store in Columbia, MO back in the 70s-80s. It was an early version of a Bass Pro Store, before they became the huge outfit that they are today.
Stopped by there many a time.
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Damn, pic of it didn’t come through.
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I lived right up the hill from that store for 3-4 years.
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I think I saw recently that Bass Pro now has hotel rooms?
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A huge resort, high end. ( https://bigcedar.com/about-us/ ) I couldn’t afford to go there. . . not that I would want to. I prefer more isolated spring fed rivers of the Ozarks.
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I meant, ofc, your intoxicant and your ammo. So convenient. You can get all liquored up and go shoot some road signs and tin cans and rats and the dump and Marxist libtards. A fine Friday evenin’! And then sleep it off in your car to get ready for the next trip to gas, guns, and hooch.
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Duane, you can post the pic to Facebook, click on the picture, and then copy the link in the URL and paste it here. That will enable people to go see the pic. You could also write and paste here HTML code for posting a pic, but that’s a whole rigamarole.
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I already posted it as a number of my friends went to Mizzou (as did I).
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And Canyon Lake is the upscale “resort” Texas destination. Where right wingers forbade/excluded/denied/banished/censored/stopped dead in his tracks Beto O’Rourke from campaigning in any venue close to their hallowed shores… repeatedly.
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Way to go, Texas! Easy access to bullets will make it easier for drunk, irate husbands to execute their “uppity women.”
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As JD has said, things used to be great before all this uppitudinousness.
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“Those Were The Days” (Archie & Edith Bunker) (All In The Family Theme Song) (youtube.com)
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Now all they need is to bring back cigarette vending machines…
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loved those when I was an underaged smoker!
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Anyone monitoring the age of purchasers?
I’m surprised the machine is not right next to the alcoholic beverages in cans that look like sparkling lemonade a kid would grab out of the refrigerator and medicinal (?) gummies that look like, well, gummies.
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Yes, that is my concern too, age of the purchaser. What’s to stop a nine year old from using the machine to buy ammo.
Why not have strict limitations on the purchase of ammunition since ammunition is not covered in the 2nd amendment, in my opinion. A bullet is not a gun but the gun lovers will say that bullets are essential parts of the functioning of a gun? Who knows?
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I am fine with the right of government militia members having arms. Oh, wait. We don’t have those anymore. So the 2nd Amendment applies to no longer extant entities.
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The phrase “well regulated” comes before “militia” in the 2nd Amendment, so if we were to actually enforce the 2nd Amendment, bring on the regulations. Part of the background check should be to verify the purchaser’s membership in a “well regulated militia.”
Also, it mentions “arms” not guns. So what about a hobbyist who wants to collect “arms” like bubonic plague and anthrax, just to have. Or the rich guy who wants to have an Apache Helicopter….
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Does this mean that I can’t keep my Abrams tank?
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we need a vending machine for tactical nukes.
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In Texas regulation is a dirty word. It’s survival of the “fittest,” of course, generally the wealthiest.
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Dear ponite. May your various appendages wither and fall off.
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Appalling.
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