Andy Brack is editor of Statehouse Report and the Charleston City Paper. This column is reprinted with the permission of the Charleston City Paper.
BRACK: McMaster needs to go to apology school
By Andy Brack |
S.C. Gov. Henry McMaster doesn’t need to go into comedy anytime soon. He’s just not that funny.
What he needs to do is to go to apology school.
The governor, who often sounds like Foghorn Leghorn these days, had this to say to fellow Republicans last week at a state convention: “I look forward to the day that Democrats are so rare, we have to hunt them with dogs.”
Umm. Not funny, governor. Really not funny. Even if you claim you’ve been saying it for years, it has never been funny.
Democrats responded with outrage about McMaster’s dog-whistle of a comment.
“Yesterday, Governor Henry McMaster threatened me, my family and thousands of other Anderson County residents who are Democrats when he said he looks forward to the day he can ‘hunt us with dogs,’” said Chris Salley, chairman of the Anderson County Democratic Party, in a statement.
Charleston County Democratic Party Chairman Sam Skardonwent further: “We cannot continue to normalize threats of political violence from the leadership of the Republican Party. If the governor does not retract and apologize, S.C. State Law Enforcement Division should investigate this threat.”
One man who lived through apartheid in South Africa recalled on Facebook how many people in that country were silent about its system of segregation: “Their silence spoke volumes. If you do not stand up against racism, if you remain silent, you are part of the problem.”
But maybe McMaster, a former attorney general who should know about keeping the peace more than inciting it, thought what he said was hilarious. The governor of any state should know better, particularly in an America today more polarized by race, fear and hate than in years.
What our governor said was mean, mean-spirited and filled with racial undertones of South Carolina’s ugly past in which white elites subjugated enslaved Africans and actually did hunt them when they escaped. Or hanged them, such as when Charlestonians executed Denmark Vesey and 34 others for what was purported to be a planned slave uprising. Or they just plain lynched them after the Civil War to reignite fear to fuel horrible decades of home-grown Jim Crow apartheid.
It’s not a history of which to be proud.
But predictably, the spin-doctors and fixers played McMaster’s comment off as a light-hearted joke. That’s what the embarrassment playbook says to do – just foist anything out on a lazy public that the person saying the trash didn’t really mean it.
Here’s how the Washington Post reported on the remark: “In a statement Monday, a spokesman for McMaster said the governor had been saying the line at GOP conventions for years, adding that ‘everyday South Carolinians understand that it’s a joke.’”
The joke might have worked in the 1950s, which is where McMaster and his buddies seem to want us to return. But rather than continuing to brush off the remark, the governor needs to realize he represents all South Carolinians, not just the ones who may look like him.
To drive this point home: Just imagine what would happen if a blue state governor started talking about crucifying pro-life activists. And then said it was just a joke. I bet McMaster, Fox News and most Republicans would squeal like stuck pigs. The vitriol surely would be intergalactic.
So governor, let’s lay off the bad jokes, the over-the-top rhetoric and the increasingly hostile politics that continue to pull people apart. There’s not going to be any Kumbaya moment in South Carolina anytime soon, but you can stop throwing gas on the fire.
Andy Brack, recognized in 2022 as the best columnist in South Carolina, is editor and publisher of Statehouse Report and the Charleston City Paper. Have a comment? Send to: feedback@charlestoncitypaper.com.

Seriously?
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“Democrats responded with outrage about McMaster’s dog-whistle of a comment.”
Exactly as he intended and he’s laughing all the way to the ballot box. This kind of outrage is what keeps the Republicans entertained – it’s their national sport.
Any decent human can tell that that remark says more about the governor than about Democrats. Just walk away and let it speak for itself. Silence does not always equal consent. Sometimes it equals “that comment was too far beneath my dignity to respond”. Otherwise you’re just getting played like a marionette, which is what Trump did so well.
You can’t control Republicans, but you can control how you respond to them. Don’t play their game, don’t let them live rent-free in your head.
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DeSantis has also bragged about Florida as a one-party state, with Democrats nothing more than carcasses on the road. Road kill. No need to respond. But a telling statement about the politician’s view of the way the world should work. One-party state. No opposition to the ruling party. Sounds like Russia.
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At a recent county commissioners’ meeting, the members were arguing about giving a particular contract to a registered Democrat. Only one commissioner believed party affiliation should be a factor. The others voted to award the contract based on the best proposal, and it went to the Democrat. There is extreme partisanship in Florida mostly due to the governor’s attitude, but not everyone is so brainwashed.
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We know they’s good huntin’. But is it for sport or good eatin’?
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I remember the same spin doctor crap was used to excuse Traitor Trump every time something horrid came out of his ugly toilet mouth. “It’s just a joke.” That didn’t work since the Traitor with a Toilet Mouth doesn’t joke. Still, he is a joke that isn’t funny, ever.
My next comment is for every fascist loving MAGA RINO zombie out there.
You are not the only ones that own firearms and know how to use them. The MAGA movement in the United States is no different than Putin’s Russia, and the rest of us are like Ukraine. Mess with us, start hunting us down, and we will utterly destroy you.
Last military presidential poll while the traitor was still president.
“Trump’s popularity slips in latest Military Times poll — and more troops say they’ll vote for Biden”
https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2020/08/31/as-trumps-popularity-slips-in-latest-military-times-poll-more-troops-say-theyll-vote-for-biden/
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Yup. It was just a joke when he said that Russia should hack the Clinton campaign. It was just a joke when he said that the Continental Army captured the British airports. It was just a joke when he said that Frederick Douglass was doing a great job. that Denmark should sell us Greenland. that we should send astronauts to the sun. that the evangelicals who laid hands on him in his office were fools who believed ridiculous stuff. that the border patrol should shoot asylum seekers. that the crowd should beat up protesters at his rallies, and he would pay for their legal fees. that famous people like him can just start kissing random women and grab them by the _____. that stealth airplanes were actually invisible. that Hitler had more loyal generals. that he made a perfect phone call to Zelensky. that he made a perfect phone call to Raffensperger. that doctors should try shining light on people’s insides and injecting them with disinfectant.
But, of course, it was and is Trump himself who is the bad joke, if one uses the term “joke” extremely broadly to include pulling cons on people and then making fun of them behind their back because they fell for those.
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Oh, and the Trump healthcare plan that was going to replace Obamacare and be so much better was going to be announced in a couple weeks
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Wait a couple of weeks for it.
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LOL!!! xoxoxoxxoxo!!!!!
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Trouble with you: you lack patience.
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Ah, that makes sense. Thanks, Diane. The trouble is always with someone other than Trump.
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Trump will produce a great healthcare plan to replace Obamacare in a couple of weeks. Just wait.
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And if he is elected president in 2024, he will force an agreement to end the Ukraine War in a day.
And he will plant trees that grow ice cream from sea to shining sea. And he will install two new moons in the sky because wouldn’t that be cool.
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A couple of moons would be nice.
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“Well, Mr. Flood, we have not met like this
In a long time; and many a change has come
To both of us, I fear, since last it was
We had a drop together. Welcome home!”
Convivially returning with himself,
Again he raised the jug up to the light;
And with an acquiescent quaver said:
“Well, Mr. Flood, if you insist, I might.
“Only a very little, Mr. Flood—
For auld lang syne. No more, sir; that will do.”
So, for the time, apparently it did,
And Eben evidently thought so too;
For soon amid the silver loneliness
Of night he lifted up his voice and sang,
Secure, with only two moons listening,
Until the whole harmonious landscape rang—
“For auld lang syne.” The weary throat gave out,
The last word wavered; and the song being done,
He raised again the jug regretfully
And shook his head, and was again alone.
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EA Robinson? Even Flood?
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YES. I freaking love this poem.
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I love Robinson. Having access to his poetry lowered my college GPA by two points. And apparently autocorrect has never heard of Eben.
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I figured that that was the case, Roy! He and Masters were both amazing poets. Powerful, beautiful stuff.
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So many comments we are supposed to just swallow. Usually they seem to be about people who have no power and thus no direct way of objecting. Does anyone wonder where a lot of passive aggressive behavior comes from? Good ole boys have gotten away with a lot over the years, but I am sure that most of us have run into some version of these not so subtle put downs.
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Maybe, to this, racist governor, he actually, believe what he’s, “preaching” to the, public, that’s probably why, he’s so, shameless, in, making those, racist, remarks, and, one more city in the U.S., goes down, for, being ruled by another, discriminatory, racist, bigot, and, maybe the next time when the gubernatorial, elections rolled around, people will still remember, and oust him, from, office, see how he, likes that!
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I am disgusted. An elected official talking about hunting people down with dogs? That is abhorrent. And of course McMasters knows that everyone will recognize the allusion to slavery and Jim Crow times. While I may disagree with Republicans, I would never advocate “hunting” them down with dogs. This is not how Democracy works! What kind of decent human being would say this? This is not a joke. It is quite clear that he meant it seriously. What an ugly, evil person.
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This wasn’t a joke. It was fantasizing.
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Off topic but this relates to other recent discussions here. Someone finally did it.
https://apnews.com/article/book-ban-school-library-bible-fc025c8ccf30e955aaf0b0ee1899608a
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I believe that Joe Biden needs to step aside and not run for office again in 2024. I’m an older person myself. It’s a strange country, age, very, very different from what I expected it to be. There are ways in which I am better than I’ve ever been. I know A LOT more than I used to. I have a lifetime of varied and valuable experience to draw upon. However, I am very much aware that even at my relatively young age, for an old guy (lol), there are many ways in which I simply am not as capable as I used to be. When I do math or logic these days, I am MUCH slower, even though I know more, and I am much more inclined to make mistakes. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of English grammars, but these days, there are more typos than ever in my writing. I have to proofread a lot more carefully, and I miss more than I used to. It’s a slower process, and I have to do a couple rounds. I am much more easily fatigued now. I nap frequently. It takes me a lot longer in the morning to wake up enough to be sharp. I have a large vocabulary that comes from a lifetime of reading and a lot of exposure to foreign languages and years of preparing textbooks (including dictionaries and glossaries) in a wide variety of subject areas. I know a lot of stuff about a lot of subjects that I have studied intensely over many years. I’ve pushed myself. I know about stuff that a lot of former English majors don’t. I’ve studied international law and its history. I’ve studied and written books on a number of sciences. I recently got a perfect score on the sample test for prospective history teachers in Florida. But much more often now than in the past, I experience the “tip of the tongue phenomenon.” I find myself looking for the idea or word or concept I’ve been searching for–that I know exists out there (or in there)–in lists of synonyms. Often, I will find that I KNOW that there is another word that is better for my purpose–that has precisely the right connotations and range of denotation–but I cannot quite remember it. Sometimes it occurs to me minutes later. Of course, this always happened, but it happens much more frequently now. I am a shadow of my former physical self. I spend a lot of time, these days, with doctors, looking into this, that, and the other as my body breaks down. I’ve always been a quick learner, but I’m slower now than I was. I am still, thanks be to all the gods, a very fast reader, but where my memory used to be quite close to eidetic, it is now spottier. Still good, but not what it was. My worst sin is probably pride, and I think highly of my own judgment. But I WOULD NOT, BECAUSE OF MY AGE AND THE FALLOFF IN MY ABILITIES, TRUST MYSELF IN THIS ROLE at this point in my life. It PAINS ME to write that. I would like to think that I’ve still got game, and in many respects, I do. But someone like me, at this point, should be on a council of elders, should be an advisor, not the central character on a stage that requires being wholly present moment to moment. Biden can barely walk now. He is clearly an elderly man. I have been extremely impressed by his presidency. I’ve written before, here, that if he had the support of both houses of Congress, he would be a second FDR. But I think he needs to step aside, and so does Harris, and make room for someone like Gavin Newsom.
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That is the Democrat party problem: no one can agree on what a new generation of leadership will look like. Now the Republican new guard looks like a caricature of the old guard, but Democrats are a bit more varied.
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We need a young guy like Bernie Sanders!!!
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Theoretically, I agree.
In the real world, I expect Biden to be the candidate.
I will vote for him against Trump or DeSantis or any other Trump-lite candidate.
No matter what condition he’s in.
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Me, too.
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My hunch is that all the GOP candidates are jumping in to the race b/c they don’t expect Trump is going to make it.
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So stop with the talk of Biden as a fumbling old man. From what I see he has more energy than plenty of much younger people. I’ll take any fumbling old geezer who can accomplish what he has. I don’t see anyone else who could step into the role with as much success as he has had. I hope all the young progressives are looking long and hard at how he has gotten things done in extremely challenging situations. I doubt one of them could have done the same.
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All honor to him.
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Reagan was fully senile during his second term as president, so much so that when Howard Baker took over as his Chief of Staff, another Cabinet member told him, before the first big meeting, “Don’t be surprised if the Old Man is not entirely there.” One of the issues with advanced age is that even if one still has significant mental acuity, one simply cannot keep the long work hours required by a demanding job. Years ago, when I was a baby editor, I once went three days without sleeping, writing and editing continuously, in order to meet a multi-million-dollar state adoption deadline. I met it. NO WAY I COULD DO THAT NOW. We need and deserve a president who can put in the 9-to-10-hour days that are TYPICAL of highest-level managerial jobs (e.g., of C-level jobs in business). C-level executives typically put in 50-60 hours a week, and many put in more because that’s what these jobs require.
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Trump managed to do the job of the presidency in 2-3 hours a day. Otherwise he was busy watching FOX or playing golf.
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Somehow we survived having a blithering moron and Russian asset in the Oval Office for 4 years. That says a lot about the resiliency and checks and balances in our system. But another four years of this cretin or, worse, four years of someone with his views and the intelligence to force them upon the country–either of those we might not survive.
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Bob, well said.
I loathe both Trump and DeFascist, but I fear DeFascist more.
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A capable Fascist in the presidency–that’s as scary as it gets.
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George Bush Jr. failed to attend to and follow up on a note in his Daily Presidential Brief about a terrorist attack being planned by bin Laden. It is quite possible that 911 could have been averted. Yes, during Reagan’s second term and during the whole of Trump’s term, we basically had corporate presidencies because they guy at the top was incompetent, but that isn’t ideal. It’s important that a person in a job this sensitive be absolutely at the top of his or her game–as energetic and sharp and attentive and capable of remembering things as is possible.
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And yet, the vote for the top guy always comes down to a choice.
An aging Biden or a youthful fit DeFascist/or/the elderly orange sex fiend.
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Agree COMPLETELY!!! I have been so impressed with his presidency!!! He has done amazing things in very difficult circumstances. All honor to him. And I will absolutely support him over the Tallahassee Mussolini, the Sexual Predator., and the other creeps and cretins running for the Repugnican nomination.
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I’m 67, soon to be 68. I don’t think that I have those qualities that I had when I was a C-level executive. I certainly would find it impossible to put in 60-hour weeks, and I would probably find it difficult to hold in memory the details of numerous large, complex, simultaneous projects. If you’re president and the wrong stuff falls through the cracks, nations can crumble.
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When you’re President you are backstopped ten deep. Even so Biden keeps an incredibly rigorous schedule, something the orange one never did or could have. I, too, put in those seventy hour weeks with little support as is usual for teachers and many other professions. It was stupid. Americans are stupid when they equate success with the need to work so hard that the concept of work/life balance is nonexistent. Fortunately, I see more people pushing back.
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See what I mean? I’m 68. I just had my birthday. As I was writing that post, I momentarily forgot that this just happened. Yikes.
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I lose words with annoying frequency. I search and search. They pop up five minutes or an hour later.
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And yet, you are brilliant and bring to your ruminations enormous learning and experience. So, you are invaluable. But we all must be realistic.
A couple years ago, I was thinking about hiking the Pacific North Trail. A dream of mine, to do this, solo. I spent a lot of my youth trekking in the woods. Then I got and survived a terrible bout with Covid, and for two months thereafter, I had to walk with a cane in order to walk at all. And now I simply have to face the fact that my hiking days are over. I still bicycle. But I, like Biden, had a fall recently. At some point I may have to give that up. I still play the guitar–classical and jazz. But I have some neuropathy in my extremities. At some point that might go too, though I haven’t seen any decline there yet.
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I think my 75 year old cousin and her husband have just finished hiking the entire Appalachian trail…in pieces. The health challenges she has come through! Give yourself a break! Yeah, we are into the years when the trail behind us is far longer than the one in front, but you ain’t dead yet!
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Thanks for the encouragement, speduktr. I have just started a new exercise regimen. Have lots and lots of tests scheduled. I might recover some of the old juice. Who knows? But my days of throwing my kid into a backpack and climbing a mountain with her are gone now, lol. And sailing. I really miss solo sailing, but I don’t trust myself to do that now.
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I will let my kids carry the grandchildren. I will take those walks where the wee ones spend most of the time squatting in the dirt looking at bugs.
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Welcome to the club. And yet, I dare to say I am far more capable of making sound decisions now than I was twenty years ago. Experience matters! Lots of experience matters a lot!
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Agreed!
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I am 73. The only way I have been able to keep track of my age is because I was born in 1950, which makes the math easy (just as long as I can remember what year it is). A lot of stuff becomes less important the older you get. I got a kick out of an “old” friend of mine saying she was 83 1/2 recently. We both laughed. Do you remember that as a kid that 1/2 seemed significant?
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LOL. Yes.
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A “fumbling old geezer” or a fit and energetic fascist? You choose.
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My goodness, Bob, is there anything you DON’T know??? 🙂 :):)
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To his credit, Bob, unlike the majority of Floridians, knows his ass from a hole in the ground. In his state, that now passes for higher education! 😜
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🙂
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“ The joke might have worked in the 1950s, which is where McMaster and his buddies seem to want us to return”
That is exactly what they and many Republicans want. It’s in the playbook.
When Trump was elected along w a Republican led House and Senate, a leading Republican strategist said, in an NPR interview, that the agenda was going to be to undo six decades of mistakes made by liberals.
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5-03-1955
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hmmmmm
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