Bob Shepherd invites Yew!
Come on down to our “Race to the Top of Mount Zion Enrollment Jubilee” in the old K-Mart parking lot this Saturday and sign yore kids up for Bob Shepherd’s Real Good Florida School. You can use yore Florida State Scholarships to pay for it, and so it’s absolutely FREE!!!! No longer due you havta send yore children to them gobbermint schools run by Socialists whar they will be taut to be transgendered! We offer a complete curriculem, including
World HIS-tory (from Creation to Babylon to the Rapture)
Political Science (We thank you, Lord, for Donald Trump; the Second Amendmint; and protecting our Borders from invading hordes of rapists and murderers)
Anglish (the official language of the United States, and the language the Bible was written in)
Science (the six days of creation; how to make yore own buckshot; and how Cain and Abel survived among the dinosaurs)
Economics (when rich people get tax brakes, that makes you richer)
Art (making a Nativity Scene from Popsicle sticks)
And much, much more!!! Plus, you don’t havta worry yore hed about safety, cause all are teachers is locked and loaded!
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“Come on down to our “Race to the Top of Mount Zion Enrollment Jubilee” in the old K-Mart parking lot this Saturday”
Hail to our Great Leader, the Trump the Magnificent. May his words inspire all of America and the world to the greatness of pure white trash.
Amen.
I hope to attend. I’ll have to trash all the anti-Trump signs that now sit in my den. A day like this is worthy of fulfilling my wildest dreams. Amen.
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There has never been a more fecund swamp for satire than the pathetic state of Flori-Duh! The swamp monsters are everywhere including Richard Corcoran who is running the education policy of the the Duh state.http://www.sunshinestatenews.com/story/richard-corcoran-school-choice-has-itself-formidable-champion
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I do very much hope that we will see an expansion of vocational education programs. Desperately needed.
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Here’s a curriculum for your skule. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzuxTEq-plE&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR0DlxmzLx2RHh1hdNmEjS9vL00eo0RU-C2HUpthHuT9MAcpnbEqza7Vvls
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I thank, Sister Ravitch, that they’s a spellin’ urrer in yore headlyne. Jiss sayin’.
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OK. Now I’m regretting that “Sister Ravitch” comment, though it should stand. One thing that I both admire and fear in these megachurches here in Florida is the community that they create. Many of these people–simple people–take good care of one another in times of need. And so I heartily endorse the use of these terms “Sister” and “Brother.” Unlike the current occupant of the Whiter House, some fundamentalists are decent people and abjure racism. I know. I live among them. It’s wrong to paint with too broad a brush. So, mea culpa.
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“Republican Excuse
For predictable disaster”
No one saw
Or could have seen
Science law
Is not germane
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Intended to be after “Trump don’t need no science advisers” below
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I thought Juss sayin’.
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Oh my, caut me thar, Michael!
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Well this is pretty good Bob and Diane, but here is the real deal in Kentucky, in a facility that got tax beaks. https://arkencounter.com/blog/2019/05/16/2019-creation-college-expo-coming-to-ark-encounter/
And this push is in perfect alignment with with Trump’s move to cut federal funding for science advisors.
https://www.outsidethebeltway.com/white-house-science-policy-office-basically-shut-down/
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Trump don’t need no science advisors. Why, them guys got their opinion, and his base got their opinion, and what’s a fella supposed to believe? Flip a coin. Or not.
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Little ditty, by Bob and Diane
Two American educators
Throwin up in the Trump Land
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Ah, from Florida’s own homegrown Tom Petty!
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John Cougar Mellencamp whatever iteration of his name he was using at the time did Jack and Diane:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_%26_Diane
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Oops. Thanks for the correction, Duane!
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State legislators in Florida are busily creating new names for voucher programs–Family Empowerment Scholarships, Hope Scholarships, Tax Credit Scholarships, and so on. Legislatures do this–give them new names in their legislation–after citizens resoundingly vote down voucher referendums. It’s a typical Ed Deformer ploy to subvert democracy.
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And to funnel money that might have gone to public schools into private school alternatives–often religious schools that make bigotry and brainwashing part of the curriculum. So much for separation of church and state.
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Yup! DeSantis and Corcoran want to destroy the public schools.
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gotta keep the citizens blind and docile: education is a culprit in that area
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Thank you, Bob!
Agree re: expansion of Vocational Ed.
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Students are not widgets to be standardized. A diverse economy and pluralistic society needs cosmologists AND cosmetologists.
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And thank you, Yvonne!!! Always a great pleasure to read your comments here.
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IQ45 must have gone to one of those skules.
“Al caida,” indeed!
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Maybe he meant:
al(ahl)
PREPOSITION
1. (contraction of “a” plus “el”)
a. to the
Vamos al centro comercial después de clases.We’re going to the shopping mall after class.
caída(kah-ee-dah)
NOUN. . .
4. (collapse of an empire)
a. downfall
La expansión tremenda y rápida de los romanos causó la caída de su imperio.The tremendous and rapid expansion of the Romans caused the downfall of their empire.
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Very funny, Senor!
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Was that part of one of his tweets?
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ROFLMSAO!!!! Well done, Señor Swacker!!!
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I’m looking for the Donald Good Brains Best Words Bouncy House Asylum. It has an escape room. You don’t solve anything, you just declare, “I WIN!” and you get out, but actually you are still in. There’s a dementia simulator that involves a mallet and a Tunnel of Love that involves murderous dictators.
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It includes a cleansing station where you can deploy bottles of sanitizer, purge departments by Tweet and blast through a megaphone that everyone should go back to their most proximal countries of origin based on actual proximity, genetic markers and suspicions of terrorist activity (via interactive matrix created by Stephen Miller).
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The last station is an intersection with Miller’s House of Glass Splinters. On the Bouncy House Asylum side, the matrix includes economy and crime, but it isn’t really a matrix, just waffles with LEGO and Starburst on top.
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LOL.Child-man in the Promised Land
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Like enthusiastically.
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On Friday of this last week, the Supreme Court agreed to hear a Montana case based on law derived from the failed Blaine Amendment. This case is about whether states can prohibit the use of taxpayer dollars to pay for religious schools. This is a big one.
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Grand. That’s all we need with this Court. We’ll have your Skule yet, Bob.
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Covfefe!!
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Now yore talkin’!
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And don’t forget to teach The Oranges of Man at your school, Bob!
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LOL. Years ago, I was working on a grammar and composition text for high-school kids. There was an essay in it about DNA and how it works. My boss told me I had to cut it because DNA is associated in people’s minds with evolution, and this might cause us problems with adoption in Texas. That later became an official house policy, listed on the house style sheet. I’ve seen it on the house style sheets at other educational publishers as well.
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