Mercedes Dchneider found and posted a wonderful high school graduation speech by an emergency room physician in Indiana.

“You’re a Doctor? I Thought You Were Stupid”: Stellar Grad Speech by Indy ER Physician

Dr. Louis Profeta spoke to the graduating class at his alma mater, Borth Central High School in Indianapolis. He told them what a terrible student he had been in high school. He told them how he made the transition from adolescent slacker to ER doctor.

He began like this:

“In kindergarten, I got a prize in the science fair for painting Play-Doh black. I wedged plastic dinosaurs and saber-tooth tigers in it to make it look like the La Brea tar pits. I think it was in 4th grade when I won a ribbon in the Allisonville grade school pancake supper poster contest.

“And those two pinnacle moments pretty much sum up the entirety of my academic accolades in Washington Township schools, including all the way through high school.

“I got an F in high school chemistry, and an F in algebra and a bunch of C’s, a couple D’s and if it weren’t for gym and kings court singers, I doubt I would have gotten any A’s. Any kings court singers here? I was the jester in the madrigal dinner. I did a few other things. I was in junior spec, Reviewing the Situation, 1981 baby. I played trumpet in band — actually I was second to the last trumpet — which means I played exactly two notes in every song. Blaaamp blaaammp. Nobody ever saw my name on some academic kudos report sent out by the school and no parent ever uttered the words:

“Louis Profeta made honor roll, why can’t you?”

“And if I had to apply to college today at Indiana University, I would not get in….

“So years later, after college and medical school and residency, I found my way back practicing emergency medicine in the very same community and township I left and a remarkable thing happened. I started seeing old classmates and their families as patients and they would all say the same thing.

“You’re a doctor? I thought you were stupid. Can I see some ID, a diploma, something like that?””

Read it yourself.