Norwegian Filmmaker offers two candidates for Jeff Sessions’ doppelganger. In case, you don’t know, a doppelganger is someone who looks just like you.
NF first suggested this match.
But I proposed this one, and NF agreed with me.
What do you think?
Norwegian Filmmaker offers two candidates for Jeff Sessions’ doppelganger. In case, you don’t know, a doppelganger is someone who looks just like you.
NF first suggested this match.
But I proposed this one, and NF agreed with me.
What do you think?

The one on the right is after the ring was lost.
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Was that before or after he fell into the Cracks of Doom?
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He was born in the cracks of doom and returned home.
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It was a close call but Diane wins with that creature/doppelganger. It captures the true essence of Sessions.
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I met a wonderful nurse at the VA….she told me my hat looked really cool. I said thank you, and a double thanks for not telling me I look like Jimmy Durante.
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If she’s like a lot of people today, she doesn’t know who Jimmy Durante was:0) Ink a dink a do.
I find this is happening more and more to me. I’m too old to be relevant.
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Gullem fits the match much better
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Golem gets the prize! Precious!
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Golem is Sessions handsome Twin. Sessions not so much.
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Golem wins!! I have been waiting for someone to finally notice the likeness of the two.
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Golem is definitely the best, but wait everybody, there’re more!
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7045512/10-things-jeff-sessions-looks-like
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I think this is the biggest Ohio charter fraud case ever. It’s 20 schools in Ohio and it extends to Florida:
“The founder of an Akron-area charter school company is accused of using thousands of dollars parents paid for student lunches and uniforms and millions more from Ohio and Florida taxpayers to fund home mortgages, plastic surgery, extensive world travel, credit card debt and more.
Criminal charges filed last week in Florida against Marcus May also allege he improperly used private and public funds earmarked for students’ education to expand his charter school empire in Columbus, Akron, Cleveland and Dayton.
Florida State Attorney William “Bill” Eddins brought the charges of racketeering and organized fraud against May, the founder of Newpoint Education Partners and Cambridge Education, a Fairlawn company that manages about 20 charter schools in Cincinnati, Dayton, Columbus, Akron, Youngstown, Canton and Cleveland.”
They set up LLC’s and ran the funds thru them- they tacked on charges for everything from school lunches to desks to transportation contracts, in two states.
It’s the Beacon Journal. They do most of the investigative reporting on Ohio charters.
http://www.ohio.com/news/local/multi-state-investigation-alleges-akron-area-charter-school-founder-bilked-millions-from-parents-students-taxpayers-1.776444
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The last time I searched ownership of the Akron Beacon Journal, it was owned by a Canadian firm, which explains why the contractor fraud was reported. When and if other Ohio newspapers cover the story, Fordham will be asked for comment and I presume there will be no condemnation of the system that fleeces Ohioans of billions intended for local communities and kids.
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alleged fraud
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You’re both right!
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Like!
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Let’s please not be so selfish as to exclude Betsy and her Doppleganger:
“Fetch me that puppy – I mean – public school! Now!”
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Or Betsy hosting her own show on the Food Network:
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Another option: the Keebler elf. Here in Michigan, we refer to Sessions as the “Senator from the Hollow Tree”. OK, I’m the only one who uses that name.
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Considering where Sessions is from my vote goes to Norwegian Filmmaker’s comparison.
“Come listen to a story about a man named Jeff
A poor mountaineer who never left his family shed. . . ”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtvTE3m5jpM
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The Trump administration is a combination of Green Acres and the Beverly Hillbillies without the likability and values.
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I was thinking Porky Pig but in case you missed it , this is good for laughs.
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I vote for you rendition!
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I vote for your rendition.
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I posted a picture of Gollum when Sessions testified. I, too, immediately thought of him. There is a case for Granny and the Keebler Elf. But sneaky slimy Gollum fits better with the personality.
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Diane, go to YouTube and watch some of the old newsreels and stills of Mussolini, then ask yourself who Mussolini’s facial expressions, gestures, and posturing reminds you of today.
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THANK YOU, Diane.
Had my laugh for today. PRICELESS!
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I go with Granny.
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I prefer this image to represent Paul Ryan, Nancy Pellosi, the Clinton family, The Boards, Randi Weingarten, Corey Booker, Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConell, Trump, Jared, Sessions, Tillerson, Reagan, the Waltons, and Gates, Laura and John Arnold, Bloomberg, Klein, Hastings, . . . the list is FAR too long for one posting, and my fingers are tired:
http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/16789256_1762076244121410_7127913898941874176_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTQ1NzIxMTAzMjQ2MDQ5NDc1OA%3D%3D.2
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