Anither stellar contribution from Some DamPoet:

 

 

“VAMmit All”

 
VAMmit all, we’ve had enough
From inside Gates of Hell
Enough of sciency sounding stuff
And Common Core as well
Enough of Chetty-picking
To make Vergara cases
Enough of statistricking

 

The public, with no basis
Enough of VAMmy charts
That mimic random scatter
Reformers hurling darts
To tell us “what’s the matter”
Enough of rating teachers
For things they cannot sway
The outside world has features
For which the teachers pay
Enough of teacher-shaming
And firing based on bunk
We really should be blaming
The ones who push this junk
Enough of VAMmy horrors
Like teacher suicide
From teacher-bashing chorus
We simply shan’t abide
VAMmit all, the VAMs are DAMs
Devalue’s what they add
The DAM reforms are battering rams
And plain and simple bad