Mazinger G, a member of the unaccredited EduShyster Academy, here explains what happened in Rhode Island when a “reformer” took control of the state’s pension funds.

What happened when the state treasurer Gina Raimondo adopted a new strategy of investing the state’s pension funds into “alternative” investments?

“There has been much hullabaloo about Gina’s investing Rhode Island’s $7 billion state pension fund she manages into her *own* firm, just because it charges enormous fees and has no public track record. OK—so it’s true that in the finance industry it is considered somewhat unseemly to directly pocket the assets one is paid to manage. One is supposed to set up a far more discrete screen of consultants, firms, friends, relatives and a complex kickback structure. But that is exactly why people like Gina are such a breath of fresh air: innovative, disruptive and unconcerned with backward and fuddy-duddy notions like *self-dealing* and *conflict of interest.* If she didn’t have serious cred, would out-of-state hedge fund managers have spent big to sweep her into office? Besides there is proof that Raimondo’s cookie-jar-dippery has been perfectly ethical: there’s been no criminal investigation—at least so far!”

This post explains it all. Almost. All except why the governor and legislature sit idly by.