An 8th grade student in New York State wrote a brilliant parody of the state ELA exam.
Please read it.
It is very funny.
It does leave you wondering why students are so much wiser than state education officials.
An 8th grade student in New York State wrote a brilliant parody of the state ELA exam.
Please read it.
It is very funny.
It does leave you wondering why students are so much wiser than state education officials.

Eighth graders aren’t paid ridiculous sums of money to make public fools of themselves.
Thank you Dr. Ravitch. I read all your posts every day. Better informed now than most people I know about education and with a unified approach to that perspective. Go ahead, test me on the silliness (and destructiveness) that passes for education here. Corporations saw decades ago that there was a gold mine in all that tax money in public education. Vulture capitalism, indeed.
Deborah Emin
Sullivan Street Press http:sullivanstpress.com
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As an educator, I am here for my students’ education. I want to know that each student will be successful in his/her life as an adult. Tests do not determine that! Education determines how far an individual will travel through the stages of successful job opportunities. Tax money should be better spent on how we educate our children, but never say that we should quit investing in education.
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Brava! That is hilarious. Good work. This renews my faith that answers are just around the corner. I guess we have to go through batting down the cobwebs and swatting the flies before we can really roll up our sleeves and fix all that has happened in the wake of “reform.” This girl is helping clear the way. . .
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Please tell me that someone, somewhere, is completely losing their poo over her “violation of test security.” Because now the students will know what the tests look like, which is totally a violation of security, or copyright, or gravity, or something…
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I think its the “something”!!!
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Genius!
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Send it to Washington. Send it to Albany. I love it!
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A+
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That’s why I love 8th graders! They are wicked smart and honest at that age! Good on this student!
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I concur: it’s fabulous, it’s funny, & it’s to make me tear my hair out – except that there are some other people whose hair I’d rather tear out, if I thought it would bring them to their senses. Instead, they’re probably persuading themselves that it’s their great “reforms” that have allowed this 8th-grader to be so smart.
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Why are students so much wiser than state education officials?
Cause we – public, unionized, demonized teachers taught ’em well!
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