Trump is marketing so many different kinds of merchandise that it’s hard to keep track. Trump sneakers, the Trump Bible, Trump watches, Trump NFT cards, Trump coins, Trump guitars, and now: Trump fragrances. Some say that they are Trump’s own smell, but who would pay for that? Remember that Michael Wolf, his”former lawyer, called him “Mr. Schitzenpants.” You have to be very committed to MAGA to want to pay for his smell!
Blogger Wonkette, aka Robyn Pennacchia, wrote:
Last week, Donald Trump reportedly sold out of Victory, his official fragrance, the male version of which featured a tiny gold replica of his head.
In response, he’s already released a new fragrance, this one called “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” and is selling it online only for $199. That’s certainly a choice just a month after campaigning on the economy being terrible and everything being too expensive…
Of course, the thing that separates Donald Trump’s fragrances from any other fragrance in that price range is that it’s relatively easy to find out what those fragrances smell like — whereas GetTrumpColognes.com has absolutely no description of what the men’s cologne smells like, and barely any description at all of what the women’s perfume smells like.
Here is how the men’s cologne is described:
Introducing FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT – FOR MEN, the bold new fragrance from Trump Fragrances. For Patriots who never back down, like President Trump. This scent is your rallying cry in a bottle. Featuring Trump’s iconic image and raised fist, this limited-edition cologne embodies strength, power, and victory.
Crafted for those who stand tall, this bold scent delivers rich, robust notes that leave a lasting impression. It’s not just a cologne—it’s a symbol of resilience. Inspired by Trump’s relentless drive, wear it with pride and confidence.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT COLOGNE: For men who fight to win and never surrender.
Shipping NOW. Makes the perfect Christmas gift!
What does it smell like? No one knows! But if it smells anything like how those who have been in the near vicinity of Donald Trump describe, it’s not good. Asked by Jimmy Kimmel to describe Trump’s “pungent odor,” Adam Kinzinger responded “So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up” — which sounds bad! MSNBC’s Alex Wagner said, “He smells like cooking oil,” which is slightly better but not much. Former “Apprentice” staffer Noel Casler said that Trump was known to wear a diaper, and occasionally did not change himself often enough and smelled pretty bad because of that.
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Next thing Don the Con will want to do is going into competition with WalMart. Trump and WalMart can compete with each other to see who gets the best deals from the Chinese manufacturers.
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Whatever comes out of Trump’s maw is far worse than whatever newts, cockroaches or asps that come out of his anal orifice. Has there ever been any other president who has commercialized and sold off his presidency as Trump has done and is doing? It boggles the mind.
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Joe, no one seems to care. Will he sell his Presidential pens, napkins, matchbook covers, autographs next?
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He will probably want to sell his personalized toilet paper from the White House at $99.00 a roll.
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I smelled manure for many years as a farmer. I smell a rat or is that the dairy?
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It’s puzzling that no investigative reporters ever ask who makes Trump’s products. Are they real? Or are they simply tools for the grifting laundromats? I suspect the latter. Is there anyone actually making $100,000 watches or $10,000 Gibson Les Paul rip offs? I once heard David Frum speculate that the watches were a tool for foreign entities to contribute to the Trump campaign without violating campaign finance laws. Yes, there are dupes dumb enough to order these products. How many of them get anything? Trump charges whatever he wants for anything where no one seems able to follow the money or who pays. For decades now reporters and authors have written about all of Trump’s failed businesses. Given he remains on the top of the heap, I’m not so sure the businesses failed. Trump Inc. just took advantage of clueless government and media oversight. We laugh at Trump while the joke is on us.
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There are definitely companies making Les Paul-style guitars for $10,000. But unlike Trump’s, they’re arguably worth it.
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there was a report on his watches. They were traced to a warehouse in, I think it’s Wisconsin, and came from China. They were valued around $15. Gold colored and “genuine” diamonds were not verifiable. I can look it up and get back to this blog.
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I wrote a post about the origin of his watches. They are sold from a warehouse in Montana or Wyoming. The parts are from China.
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It’s not about the product. Over the past ten years Trump has been plundering through an opaque black market that is fast becoming an economic tsunami over traditional trade and commerce. Although Trump lacks any intellectual curiosity, his lizard brain has discovered the vulnerability of the legacy of industrial finance.
The myth of meritocracy along with the decline of product quality as an end has exposed us to a pyramid scheme on steroids. The growth of a financial sector based on supply side pyramid schemes such as privatization, private equity, and stock buy backs has handicapped any possibility for income equality and opportunity for the rest of us.
Trump Inc. is a money laundering machine that has been providing for first, organized crime and now, autocracy inc. We really have no idea how much money is involved when these players can toy with national economies by avoiding taxes through offshore accounts and real estate holdings that keep government accountants at bay. Not too long ago Fareed Zakaria made a documentary proclaiming Vladimir Putin the wealthiest man in the world. There is plenty of evidence through his holdings and yachts that this might be the case, yet the only transparent documentation we have of Putin’s status is his modest income as President of Russia.
From Arabian Sheiks to dictators who run countries bathing in fossil fuels, Trump acts as a conduit who keeps the theft from the light of day. Billionaires back Trump because there is no requirement of transparency. Ethics and conflict of interest need not apply. The rubes in MAGA support Trump because they believe the exponential growth of gambling as a legitimate enterprise means that they will someday share such wealth. Bitcoin anyone?
No, what we produce no longer matters. Trump obviously learned this long before the rest of us. The wealth we pretend exists is the real golden goose that will soon die once we discover there is no foundation through goods and services. What I find concerning is the rubble that will be left behind and who will be atop that pile.
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The bold new fragrance for traitors.
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You can’t hide that smell.
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Trump is P.T. Barnum reincarnated. And what Barnum said long ago remains true: “There’s a sucker born every minute.”
The MAGA Circus tent is filled with them.
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Wait – the picture’s got the NEXT one too.
“SOLD OUT” – The fragrance of Graham and Ernst. The fragrance of silence. The fragrance of Constitutional Oath Breakers. The fragrance of Loyalty Oaths and NDAs. The fragrance of the Complicit, the silent. And, most definitely the aroma in all those hotels and resorts.
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It should be called, “I smell a rat!”
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All of his legal problems have seemed to have drained his personal wealth. Trump is a perfect example of debtor culture we have in America. The debtor class believes because their name is on the deed, car title, stock certificate they own the asset. However, the vast majority of these assets are actually owned by the mortgage holder, the lender, or their stockbroker if they bought the stock on margin [credit]. The debtors add up the cost of these items and adds any savings and/or check account balances. This Trump, who never pays up front for anything, and I’m sure most of his supporters think that this is their net worth.
Sorry to have to tell them, but you should only add these things to your net worth when you are absolutely free from debt.
Even the credit rating business think that if you are debt free and pay your credit cards off each month, thus not paying their customers [banks] any interest should give you a poorer credit rating.
Trump should have a rock-bottom credit rating because he stiffs his contractors, his lawyers, his investors, students at his unaccredited “university”, … actually the list is endless.
Trump is grifting his impoverished supporters [most of his supporters I know are living paycheck to paycheck or on Social Security. Now they are being suckered into buying cheap Colone, Trump Bibles, Trump “electronic” trading cards [??? for the supper suckers only] cheap Chinese made gold plated watches for higher prices than top of the line Swiss made watches that are in solid gold cases, stock in his media company which seems certain to fail, as did Trump Air, Trump Steaks and now an even bigger scam, Trump bitcoins!
The old saying is true; “There’s a sucker born every minute!”
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I looked at that bottle and had one thought: Does it come with batteries?
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