This mother has adapted a question that she says appears in her child’s homework assignment. Is she exaggerating? If you have a child in this grade, please chime in.

“Second grade question: If Jack and Jill go up the hill, and a bucket of olives is $5.00 then how much tapenade can John concoct with boughten oil. (Actually not far off from actual 2nd grade math homework – infer that Jack=John, understand the archaic past tense form of buy, be inspired to look up the word ‘tapenade’, find a tapenade recipe, estimate the amount of olives in a bucket, then solve – assuming that Jack/John had five dollars.) It integrates skills (sure it does) – as if you were a 24 year graduate student intern at the food network.

“Frustrating in the extreme doesn’t begin to describe this nonsense. Parents have been posting their kids homework all over Facebook. The questions/problems are absurd. The only aim is to make all the teachers take expensive training, sell expensive computer systems, and make everyone feel inadequate.

“This emperor has no clothes, none of this is proven to produce results. It is an expensive and damaging program.”