EduShyster has a great idea for a splendid holiday meal; she calls it “reform turducken.” What, you may ask, is that?

Here is her definition:

“Oe reformy idea stuffed into another and into another, all clad in an innocuously glistening exterior.”

In this case, the meal starts with the acknowledgement that great teachers matter; that teachers are underpaid; and that great teachers should be paid more.

How to pay great teachers more when the size of the pie is the same?

Ah, here is the secret:

“In fact the hater at the table (OK, it’s me) might point out that the entire thrust of our years-long-reform-a-thon is to figure out how to pay the majority of teachers less so as to free up dough for extra *stuffing*: the ever-expanding schmorgasboard of gizmos, test-preppery and achievement gap closure devices that our students so fiercely and urgently need. And don’t forget the gravy. A reformer can’t live by stuffing alone!”