When Bill Gates spoke to the National Board for Professional Teaching Standards a few weeks ago, he explained  the Common Core standards by referring to the value of the electric plug in standardizing appliances across the nation. Bear in mind that children are not appliances and that learning is not an electric plug. Otherwise…I am not sure what he was talking about other than the beauty of standardization per se.

 

Now, in defending the Obama administration’s plans to rate every college and university, Jamienne Studley of the U.S. Department of Education says it is no different than rating an electric blender.

 

Think of it. In what way is an electric blender like or unlike a university?

 

Aaron Barlow of Academe Blog takes a stab at explaining why this is not a good analogy.

 

Can you think of a better analogy? Is a university like a toaster? like a microwave? like a late-model automobile? Or what?