Peter Greene says the New York Times’ Editorial praising the removal of any standards for charter teachers was written while the fact checkers were out to lunch.

“The editorial notes that charter schools “made good on their promise to outperform conventional public schools,” which is a fact-check fail two-fer. First, it slides in the assertion that charters are public schools, even though NYC’s own Ms. Moskowitz went to court to protect her charter’s right to function as a private business, freed from state oversight. If NYC charters are public schools, then McDonald’s is a public cafeteria. Second, it accepts uncritically the notion that charters have “outperformed” anybody, without asking if such superior performance is real, or simply an illusion created by creaming and skimming students so that charters only keep those students who make them look good.

“The Times thinks the warm body rule is “a reasonable attempt to let these schools avoid the weak state teacher education system that has long been criticized for churning out graduates who are unprepared to manage the classroom.” Their support for this is a decade-old “report” by Arthur Levine, and even if that report were the gospel truth, that does not shore up the logic of saying, “I’m pretty sure the surgeons at this hospital aren’t very good, so the obvious solution is for me to grab some guy off the street to take out my spleen instead.”

“The Times also commiserates with charter hiring problems.

“New York’s high-performing charter schools have long complained that rules requiring them to hire state-certified teachers make it difficult to find high-quality applicants in high-demand specialties like math, science and special education. They tell of sorting through hundreds of candidates to fill a few positions, only to find that the strongest candidates have no interest in working in the low-income communities where charters are typically located.

“Oops. There’s a typo in that last part– let me fix it for you: “only to find the strongest candidates have no interest in working for bottom-dollar wages under amateur-hour conditions that demand their obedience and donation of tens of hours of their own time each week.” There.

“But if you want absolute proof that the Times had no access to fact-checking for this piece, here comes multiple citations of the National Council on Teacher Quality.

“If there is a less serious, less believable, less intellectually rigorous in all of the education world that the NCTQ, I do not know who it is. Kate Walsh may be a lovely human being who is nice to her mother and sings in her church choir, but her organization is– well, I few things astonish me as much as the fact that NCTQ is still taken seriously by anybody at all, ever”